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Thread: The Wangout: Evans is a bitch named Krystal. But why is she screwing Jason!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray_ View Post
    It should.

    Dad.
    Do you have two guns?

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    Girls are pretty damn inept when it comes to driving a manual. At least the two blondes my friend attempted to teach.


    Revving up to 5000rpm then quickly releasing the clutch.... lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strelok26 View Post
    I saw in a newspaper saying "Man as more car accident than woman" or something like that...
    Try a better newspaper.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Kenney View Post
    Girls are pretty damn inept when it comes to driving a manual. At least the two blondes my friend attempted to teach.


    Revving up to 5000rpm then quickly releasing the clutch.... lol
    Damn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fer! View Post
    Damn.
    Yeah. You should have seen the face my friend made when she did that.


    Fucking priceless.

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    Quote Originally Posted by See Her Pee View Post
    I would've smiled.

    He kidding about that picture.. right?

    I will, Cheezy, I will..
    Me too.

    Picture of... ?

    Retro hangout FTW.

    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung
    Do you have two guns?
    Hey, pops, guns can now fire multiple times without having to be filled with powder.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    Most horror stories about driving sticks come from complete retards, or girls.
    My uncle drives a Jeep with a manual.

    As he talks on his cell phone and steers with his knee.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    Do you have two guns?
    I have guns for everybody.

    Just in case there's an invasion of russian zombie demons.

    If you've ever seen one driving you'd joke less about it.

    FEMA has a division for it.
    I have actually.

    I doubt it fixed anything

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evans View Post
    Hey, pops, guns can now fire multiple times without having to be filled with powder.
    No sloppy seconds. Especially Ray's seconds.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray_ View Post
    Most stories about girls driving sticks are sexy actually.
    I actually saw a porno about a girl riding a stick shift.

    And by riding, I mean it was in her vagina.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheezymadman View Post
    My uncle drives a Jeep with a manual.

    As he talks on his cell phone and steers with his knee.
    It's not that difficult

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    Try a better newspaper.
    And where the hell i can find it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    Try a better newspaper.
    It's true, but the women's accidents are more dumb.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strelok26 View Post
    And where the hell i can find it?
    National Enquirer.

    The only reliable news source.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strelok26 View Post
    And where the hell i can find it?
    www.findabetternewspsper.com

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