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Thread: The Wangout: Evans is a bitch named Krystal. But why is she screwing Jason!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strelok26 View Post
    wtf? lol
    I know, the acronym is crazy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Kenney View Post
    Vagina Gel.
    It's "virtual gumbo". Please. :eyeball:

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    Quote Originally Posted by See Her Pee View Post


    Then.. I'm EP's t-shirt designer so..
    I helped!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evans View Post
    But I won't. Man, I think I hurted Ray's feelings. He left abruptly after I spent evening vomiting over his picture. :/
    Don't worry, I can take it. All. In the ass. And you know it.

    But sprung took things too far. TOO FAR! Plus he may be serious.

    Still can't find any object large enough to hang myself from.

    So I'm trying to locate a gun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Kenney View Post
    Manual car, yes. I've been driving an automatic for a year now, and I just bought my first manual.
    Most horror stories about driving sticks come from complete retards, or girls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evans View Post
    I'm thinking about changing my info to:

    Krystal
    RetroLULZ
    HURRRR DURRRR

    But I won't. Man, I think I hurted Ray's feelings. He left abruptly after I spent evening vomiting over his picture. :/
    I would've smiled.

    He kidding about that picture.. right?

    I will, Cheezy, I will..

    Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
    He's got black hair, and he's german.
    Michael Ballack, trains in paddocks.
    in his spare time, HE FARMS HADDOCKS!
    Watch me play Super C, guys!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by See Her Pee View Post


    Then.. I'm EP's t-shirt designer so..
    LOL Sniperwolf LOL


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray_ View Post
    Don't worry, I can take it. All. In the ass. And you know it.

    But sprung took things too far. TOO FAR! Plus he may be serious.

    Still can't find any object large enough to hang myself from.

    So I'm trying to locate a gun.
    Honestly, it kinda creeps me out too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    Most horror stories about driving sticks come from complete retards, or girls.
    Most stories about girls driving sticks are sexy actually.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Kenney View Post
    Manual car, yes. I've been driving an automatic for a year now, and I just bought my first manual.
    I see what you mean, a friend of mine had to learn to drive a manual after her automatic car was too old to work or something.

    When I had a car it was a manual (Nissan Sentra), it was from my dad, but then I gave it back, long story short, when I drove an automatic I was lucky to not getting killed ala strongbad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    Most horror stories about driving sticks come from complete retards, or girls.
    I saw in a newspaper saying "Man as more car accident than woman" or something like that...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray_ View Post
    Don't worry, I can take it. All. In the ass. And you know it.

    But sprung took things too far. TOO FAR! Plus he may be serious.

    Still can't find any object large enough to hang myself from.

    So I'm trying to locate a gun.
    It's fun, you have but to talk about him for him to show up.


    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    Most horror stories about driving sticks come from complete retards, or girls.
    You say that like there's a difference... O_o

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    Honestly, it kinda creeps me out too.
    It should.

    Dad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray_ View Post
    Most stories about girls driving sticks are sexy actually.
    If you've ever seen one driving you'd joke less about it.

    FEMA has a division for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evans View Post
    I helped!
    You did. ^__^

    And I'm sure we'll get an awesome award some day.

    Maybe.

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