The Wangout: Evans is a bitch named Krystal. But why is she screwing Jason!?

[Strongbad]

What are they practicing for a prison talent show?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=hMnk7lh9M3o

[crusher]

Did you guys hear about Jurassic Park 4? LOLZ if true:
http://www.cinematical.com/2007/08/1...ing-dinosaurs/

[Raype]

Did you guys hear about Jurassic Park 4? LOLZ if true:
http://www.cinematical.com/2007/08/1...ing-dinosaurs/

Jurassic Turok?

[crusher]

Jurassic Turok?

I was thinking more along the lines of Dino Riders - The Movie.

[Deach]

Ray. Get QW. NOW

[crusher]

No key no QW. Ray got a key? :O

[Deach]

No key no QW. Ray got a key? :O

Motherfu-.

Steal one.

[crusher]

I want to steal one.

[Ivolt]

I'm back!

My god, that took forever.

[Insertname]

Ignoretia is defined as minds tendency to remain at its current mindset or continue changing its mindset unless a resultant external force of argument is applied to it.

[Lee]

This is gonna be fucking huge....

Thanks for the ban from IRC, R^K.

Hes a bitch about that, just message him, and if it was somthing stupid he will unban, if he gets mad your gone for like a week...

They're normally going to be about the same. Thing is, Steam isn't near as big as Wal-mart, and they have to cover server costs and shit, so they simply can't afford to just cut the costs of games much, especially since nothing is a subscription (which I like )

BEHOLD THE POWAH OF OVERWORKED UNDERPAYED ASIANS BITCH!!!

Yeah. It was righteous

You really couldn't beat Cow Manure 3.11 for Playgroups.

I Liked Manure 95 Shity Media Edition

"Why don't we put a giant testicle on a 20-foot-tall armored spider?"
-Gabe Newell

OMG... *faps*

and save states. They make up for lack of skills.

no, they make up for having a small bladder.

No because that doesn't exist. I exercise regularly. I have both diabetes and high blood pressure. Do you think I'm a complete idiot?

So, you excersice alot, and you were fat? o.o do you know what this means?!!!! CRUSHER IS SKINNNY OMG!!!

I'm alone at my friends house. There is a pool. I may very well take a shit.

Do it naked and film it?

I like it.

I liked the naked angel better though

There are videos of such things, they even have peniz's

So, this lady stuffs her toilet full of shit this morning. She calls in, and the answering service pages me at 6:50 AM. I return her call, and she explains the situation, and says "Oh, can you wait till after 9:00?"

Um no. You called me at 10 till 7 in the morning. If you wanted me to arrive after 9, you should have called me after 9.

You r a plumber? contractor?

Also, how did you know she was strong enough to shit?

WTF?

http://www.dvdrewinder.com/index.php...&products_id=1

Get me one for christmas, my dvd's have been rewinding slowly lately...

I'm downloading drivers and the Megaman Battle Network games before I fap to gay porn

Why? I don't know.

because your gay, and megaman gets you Rockhard? (rofl rockman joke...)

I'm thinking about learning German.
I must be bored if I actually want to learn something.

Yup, learn japanese first tho... u can watch raw anime, and laugh at how the subbers got their shit wrong.

mphlnnphthptf

Translation: Sprung:"Wait... you owe me money bitch!"

You can't beat free...even with a big stick.

Panda beats me with a big stick... oh FREE!

I beat Lee with a stick... ohhh, FREE, not lee....

You bet you do babeh

The same Lee who's gonna be the new Computer Tech mod?

YOU FUCKIN KNOW IT !!!

I pleasure myself sticks. Which of course is slang for playing SSBM.

Because of the smash moves basically requiring you to pound the control stick in one direction?

*takes a shit in the corner*

*eats shit in corner* yum !

So I finally got rid of Vista. Not that there was anything wrong with it, but XP is made of win and Vista only has some win.

Finally, you have seen the light...

5gb dload in 45 minutes...

i dl'd a 1g torrent in 20 minutes once... *cries*

OMG!!! WIN OVERFLOW!!

http://www.weebl2s-stuff.com/toons/blimp/

Yes, Newcastle=Toon...

http://pix.nofrag.com/27/cf/efdbfc4a...6b47a0e30c.jpg

So true!

Because Steven Seagal is an android.

He likes to lick your children.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iJ-m6e-F-I
Penn and Teller talk youtube and piracy. What's interesting is they both freely admit they've benefited greatly from people pirating videos and clips of them.

Because pirating=good for the world, i can't believe people think otherwise...

I'm bored. Time for some Quake Wars tbqh. PANDA MAN YOU PLAYING?

No, hes over my house, n i dont have a key atm...

Ray, your sig wins teh innnernet.

no, it wins 3 internets.

Exactly. I don't like my Peniz to be stupid-easy, but ultra-hard is too annoying. Doing the same chick 50 times, just to memorize where the bad std's pop up, is retarded

QFT... *cries from sheer brilliance of sprung*

Did you remove the static ziploc bag?

No, of course he didnt...

ITS HAMMER TIME!

CANT TOUCH THIS!

Drunk evans? So it'd be a mixture of us both.

So would it be Day or Ran?

Randay of course...

So... Evans whos the fat chick in the pic? are you banging her?

You don't have to tell EVERYONE you know...

Oh, it was Ray? x.x

Also...Do you know why Darth banned him from irc?

1. Astaroth being an ass.

2. Darth being an ass.

3. Both at once? (no they have different period weeks...)

You'll have more success with pushing Lee into becoming the next comp tech mod.

BELEIVE IT FUCKER!

Someone called me a cocksucker cos they couldn't use winrar. Then it was an e-argument. Then I got banned lawlz.
Idc. I don't use IRC either, often...

Rofl, yu dont know how to use winrar? Your such a cocksucker...

Funny you should mention that...

O.o you doubt my computer knowledge?

[brag]Just dloaded Stargate Atlantis S1. 7gb in 1hr 15 minutes...[/brag]

i got the dvd from a freind at walmart for free, in 5 minutes!!!! OH NOEZ... x.x

Because.

Um...just because.

I have to go work on an Air Conditioner. Overtime rocks.

? nice, air conditioning...

sup...

Man, Ive fapped for 3-4 hours just now, and I'm still beating it. Gawd, I feel so lonely.

QFT... http://youtube.com/watch?v=elIAMgSulWM

grab oblivion. Its got so much win your comp will blow up!

I have two copys...

Never EVER buy a game and play online against someone before you play it single player.

I got KILLED in MLB2K7

killed...

Did it with this one fps, didn't know how to fire the gun...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5E0TbEQPPY

Heh.

... That dog wasnt even a skeleton.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMMQTDpEeD8

*goes off to dl family guy season dvds*

http://www.piss-screen.de/
Finally, someone's thought to combine videogames, peeing, and drunk driving PSAs.

I use that for playing NFS:Carbon online, and i beat people...

Ask Ivolt.

Also, I may perhaps be able to

ahem

bribe

myself a copy tomorrow to avoid having to take a 2 hour trip a second time.

so if I vanish tomorrow, you'll know why.

PERSONA 2 BABEH, FOR REAL REALZ!!!

or do i have the game wrong?

lol I tried to make it my avatar. Too big though.

you r welcomes.

My intel processor over heats because I don't have a fan on it.

^ Who am I?

LEe? o.o i use amd exclusively tho...

You raped Metal Gear? :O

You didnt? i did, she was just... so... shiny!!!

And i feel like killing myself

then do it already -___-


Also as a side note, whoever did the game desc's for the N64 roms, was a manic depressive retard...

Megaman 64 was 1000 times funner than mission impossible you bastards o.o!

also, Guantlet Legends is your classic Gauntlet arcade game, in console form...

And now introducing a shitty quote!

Sometimes, people make me want to go on killing sprees... soo much stupid!

[Ivolt]

*Not quoted for sanity*

Why did you come back on the same day?!
Why dammit Why?!

[Lee]

What are they practicing for a prison talent show?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=hMnk7lh9M3o

i thinkk thats the most horrible punishment ive ever seen


was cool tho watch the other ones

[Lee]

Why did you come back on the same day?!
Why dammit Why?!

err, i didnt leave? was just playing N64 and too busy to post? (didnt realise i play most games at 60fps on this laptop )

I'm back!

My god, that took forever.

welcome back, check my misquote in teh uber post...

[crusher]

? if you werent fat you wouldnt have high blood pressure or diabetes... (j/k)

That's very offensive and bannable in my opinion.

I've only had diabetes for two years and as you probably now, the cause of diabetes is unknown. And even if I had been a sugar gulping fat machine, there is no proof that sugar actually is something that causes diabates. Might also be worth to mention that my dad also is a diabetic. Though the disease is not supposed to be a hereditary diseases...

As for my blood pressure, only have had it for a year. It's pretty likely to be a hereditary diseases. Many of my relatives also have high blood pressure.