The Wangout: Evans is a bitch named Krystal. But why is she screwing Jason!?

[Raype]

I envy you all with your UG accounts. Pure bastardism.

Maybe if you seeded once in a while...

What?

I want to know what you're doing later so I can follow you and jerk it while watching you.

Unless the answer is "Ray", then I'd just fuck you like we're the last men on earth.