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Thread: The Hangout: This heat makes me want to kill. I'll sit on you all. Slowly. Seperately

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evans View Post
    Sure it is. Sure.
    well, i always think they fall asleep, until i find they are dead the next day...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lee View Post
    well, i always think they fall asleep, until i find they are dead the next day...
    You're supposed to remove the gag afterwards!

    Poor things starved....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray_ View Post
    You're supposed to remove the gag afterwards!

    Poor things starved....
    no, they just usually bleed to death from rips in their lower body

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lee View Post
    no, they just usually bleed to death from rips in their lower body
    You're supposed to remove your prince albert during sex.

    Noob.

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    Why would a dead guy buy a farm?

    Also, whatever happened to <Random Pet name. It's not like it's funny.>

    Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
    He's got black hair, and he's german.
    Michael Ballack, trains in paddocks.
    in his spare time, HE FARMS HADDOCKS!
    Watch me play Super C, guys!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray_ View Post
    You're supposed to remove your prince albert during sex.

    Noob.
    nope, im just like 7" wide...

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    Quote Originally Posted by See Her Pee View Post
    Why would a dead guy buy a farm?
    http://www.snopes.com/language/phrases/farm.asp

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheezymadman View Post
    Dead guys buyin farms babeh!!! yah! this is americah!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheezymadman View Post
    I'm too tired to figure out if you thought I was serious or not, so I'll just post smilies.


    Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by See Her Pee View Post
    I'm too tired to figure out if you thought I was serious or not, so I'll just post smilies.

    bUt DiS iS dUh AmIhRuKuZ!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by See Her Pee View Post
    I'm too tired to figure out if you thought I was serious or not, so I'll just post smilies.

    I'm off. Tuck me in?


    Shut up, Ray. I call the obvious joke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evans View Post
    I'm off. Tuck me in?


    Shut up, Ray. I call the obvious joke.
    And I call your house to hear your voice then hang up immediately.

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    I'll come join you hun.

    I need to sleep though.. so, eh, no diarrhea-preventing tonight.

    Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
    He's got black hair, and he's german.
    Michael Ballack, trains in paddocks.
    in his spare time, HE FARMS HADDOCKS!
    Watch me play Super C, guys!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray_ View Post
    And I call your house to hear your voice then hang up immediately.
    are you mixing a techno song of him saying "hello this is evans" and "RAY? is this you fucking calling again" over and over?

    or are you going to wank to his voice?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lee View Post
    are you mixing a techno song of him saying "hello this is evans" and "RAY? is this you fucking calling again" over and over?

    or are you going to wank to his voice?
    Both.

    Although I normally just loop "hello ray" and of course I call him early in the morning to get the occasional "ugh...hello?".

    I'm adding sound to our sex tape.

    Since the mic spent most of the tape lodged in my ass.

    And the squishing gets dull after the first 8 hours.

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