well, i always think they fall asleep, until i find they are dead the next day...Originally Posted by Evans
Sure it is. Sure.
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well, i always think they fall asleep, until i find they are dead the next day...Sure it is. Sure.
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You're supposed to remove the gag afterwards!
Poor things starved....
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no, they just usually bleed to death from rips in their lower body
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You're supposed to remove your prince albert during sex.
Noob.
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Why would a dead guy buy a farm?
Also, whatever happened to <Random Pet name. It's not like it's funny.>
Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
He's got black hair, and he's german.
Michael Ballack, trains in paddocks.
in his spare time, HE FARMS HADDOCKS!
Watch me play Super C, guys!!
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nope, im just like 7" wide...
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http://www.snopes.com/language/phrases/farm.asp
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Dead guys buyin farms babeh!!! yah! this is americah!!!
Official Chronicler of EP
I'm too tired to figure out if you thought I was serious or not, so I'll just post smilies.
Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
He's got black hair, and he's german.
Michael Ballack, trains in paddocks.
in his spare time, HE FARMS HADDOCKS!
Watch me play Super C, guys!!
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bUt DiS iS dUh AmIhRuKuZ!!!!I'm too tired to figure out if you thought I was serious or not, so I'll just post smilies.
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I'm off. Tuck me in?I'm too tired to figure out if you thought I was serious or not, so I'll just post smilies.
Shut up, Ray. I call the obvious joke.
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And I call your house to hear your voice then hang up immediately.I'm off. Tuck me in?
Shut up, Ray. I call the obvious joke.
Official Chronicler of EP
I'll come join you hun.
I need to sleep though.. so, eh, no diarrhea-preventing tonight.
Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
He's got black hair, and he's german.
Michael Ballack, trains in paddocks.
in his spare time, HE FARMS HADDOCKS!
Watch me play Super C, guys!!
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are you mixing a techno song of him saying "hello this is evans" and "RAY? is this you fucking calling again" over and over?
or are you going to wank to his voice?
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Both.
Although I normally just loop "hello ray" and of course I call him early in the morning to get the occasional "ugh...hello?".
I'm adding sound to our sex tape.
Since the mic spent most of the tape lodged in my ass.
And the squishing gets dull after the first 8 hours.
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