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Thread: The Hangout: This heat makes me want to kill. I'll sit on you all. Slowly. Seperately

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

    Where's my tractor?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evans View Post
    It's all in the delivery.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    It's all in the delivery.
    Should have aborted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evans View Post
    Should have aborted.
    Joke murderer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    Ok, so a few interview questions:

    Are you asian?
    Are you a hot asian ninja?
    Um...

    ...

    that's it. Actually, ignore the first one completely. The second one is all that's important.
    No, but I know where I can get you one.
    Indiana's the best place to get one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivolt View Post
    No, but I know where I can get you one.
    Indiana's the best place to get one.
    Yeah, that's me. I cornered the market.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    Yeah, that's me. I cornered the market.
    You need to get to Indianapolis if your not there already.
    You have about a 20 days till a gathering happens.
    If you don't move, your screwed till 2008.
    I'm not joking about this in the slightest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    Joke murderer.
    DOA, man.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    Yeah, that's me. I cornered the market.
    *eyes down Sprung*

    Make that "flea market".


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivolt View Post
    You need to get to Indianapolis if your not there already.
    You have about a 20 days till a gathering happens.
    If you don't move, your screwed till 2008.
    I'm not joking about this in the slightest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evans View Post
    DOA, man.

    *eyes down Sprung*

    Make that "flea market".

    hot asian female ninja fleas are a fine commodity

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    Gen Con.
    If they don't murder you on the spot, you're golden.
    Ninjas are located near the bathrooms.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    hot asian female ninja fleas are a fine commodity
    Like grains of sand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivolt View Post
    Gen Con.
    If they don't murder you on the spot, you're golden.
    Ninjas are located near the bathrooms.
    I'd fire mah lasers

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    I think we broke a record for a change to the hangout name.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivolt View Post
    I think we broke a record for a change to the hangout name.
    Many things are broken here...

    Hot ninjas? Like on hot sauce or something? :O
    "When you were born, you cried, and the world rejoiced. Live your life in such a manner that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice."
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