The Hangout: This heat makes me want to kill. I'll sit on you all. Slowly. Seperately

[Evans]

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Where's my tractor?

[Sprung]

It's all in the delivery.

[Evans]

It's all in the delivery.

Should have aborted.

[Sprung]

Should have aborted.

Joke murderer.

[Ivolt]

Ok, so a few interview questions:

Are you asian?
Are you a hot asian ninja?
Um...

...

that's it. Actually, ignore the first one completely. The second one is all that's important.

No, but I know where I can get you one.
Indiana's the best place to get one.

[Sprung]

No, but I know where I can get you one.
Indiana's the best place to get one.

Yeah, that's me. I cornered the market.

[Ivolt]

Yeah, that's me. I cornered the market.

You need to get to Indianapolis if your not there already.
You have about a 20 days till a gathering happens.
If you don't move, your screwed till 2008.
I'm not joking about this in the slightest.

[Evans]

Joke murderer.

DOA, man.

Yeah, that's me. I cornered the market.

*eyes down Sprung*

Make that "flea market".

[Sprung]

You need to get to Indianapolis if your not there already.
You have about a 20 days till a gathering happens.
If you don't move, your screwed till 2008.
I'm not joking about this in the slightest.

[Sprung]

DOA, man.

*eyes down Sprung*

Make that "flea market".

hot asian female ninja fleas are a fine commodity

[Ivolt]

Gen Con.
If they don't murder you on the spot, you're golden.
Ninjas are located near the bathrooms.

[Raype]

hot asian female ninja fleas are a fine commodity

Like grains of sand.

[Sprung]

Gen Con.
If they don't murder you on the spot, you're golden.
Ninjas are located near the bathrooms.

I'd fire mah lasers

[Ivolt]

I think we broke a record for a change to the hangout name.

[J]

I think we broke a record for a change to the hangout name.

Many things are broken here...

Hot ninjas? Like on hot sauce or something? :O