The Hangout: This heat makes me want to kill. I'll sit on you all. Slowly. Seperately

[Mikey]

There are some things money can't buy, for everything else, there's murder suicide.

[Evans]

There are some things money can't buy, for everything else, there's murder suicide.

Alright, we need an intervention.

*jumps in Duffman with a keg*

[Sprung]

You get someone to fetch you coffee at work?

I dunno...he seems kinda lazy...

[Evans]

I dunno...he seems kinda lazy...

Get a pellet gun and make him dance like a Russian.

[Sprung]

Get a pellet gun and make him dance like a Russian.

I'll name him Povel, and make him address me as "Captain"

[Ivolt]

What's in it for me?

I'll clean the house, and you can get rid of me in 2 years.

[Sprung]

I'll clean the house, and you can get rid of me in 2 years.

Damn. That's better than a real kid.

[Raype]

I'll clean the house, and you can get rid of me in 2 years.

Sounds like sprung's first wife.

[Evans]

I'll name him Povel, and make him dress me as "Captain"

[Sprung]

Sounds like sprung's first wife.

Heh.

She wouldn't clean the house.

[Mikey]

I dunno...he seems kinda lazy...

It's better than nothin'.

I'll name him Povel, and make him address me as "Captain"

I'll clean the house, and you can get rid of me in 2 years.

SOLD!

[Evans]

Sounds like sprung's first wife.

I doubt she did anything around the house.

[Sprung]

um...that was supposed to say "address" >.<

honest.

[Ivolt]

I dunno...he seems kinda lazy...

That's not true in the slightest.

... it's not provable anyway...

[Evans]

I doubt she did anything around the house.

Heh.

She wouldn't clean the house.

Knew it.