
Originally Posted by
Sprung
No, my delivery is better.
Me: You look like a very lucky lady tonight.
Her: Why?
Me: Because you are going to get to fuck me.
Her: *muffled sound
Me: Please don't talk with my dick in your mouth.
As I was walking down the stair,
I met a man who wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today.
I wish, I wish he'd go away.