How much are you worth?

[Evans]

$1,048,000. No SAT, IQ test score, or high school GPA brought it down significantly, no doubt. Plus, of course, I'm below average or poor in almost everything they asked for a rating on, so it was pretty obvious where I would end. What's interesting is that in the itemized breakdown, women get a price base at little over half of men. Lovely.

That "Am I Dumb" test was kinda interesting, too. Of course, there were a couple nasty tricks (Brazil's most prevalent language is Brazilian Portuguese in the same manner that the USA is American English, but the question asks for Brazilian or Portuguese), and a couple questions about to go obsolete (Britain's changing PM's, so that question will need to be revised). It's quite bad, but interesting in the manner that it is bad.

That's nothing, sexuality isn't worth anything, seemingly. One would imagine being bisexual would yield a bit more than the rest. Meh.

EDIT: Being bilingual supposedly isn't worth anything, either. O_o