How much are you worth?

[Mikey]

I'm worth $1,446,000.

How much are you all worth?

http://www.humanforsale.com/

[Banned]

I don't like that place

You are worth exactly $2,016,836 (I had to lie a little, I never took the SAT).

[Mikey]

You're worth more than I am?

[Evans]

You are worth exactly $2,849,664

And I didn't lie, too. Go me!

[Mistral]

$1,048,000. No SAT, IQ test score, or high school GPA brought it down significantly, no doubt. Plus, of course, I'm below average or poor in almost everything they asked for a rating on, so it was pretty obvious where I would end. What's interesting is that in the itemized breakdown, women get a price base at little over half of men. Lovely.

That "Am I Dumb" test was kinda interesting, too. Of course, there were a couple nasty tricks (Brazil's most prevalent language is Brazilian Portuguese in the same manner that the USA is American English, but the question asks for Brazilian or Portuguese), and a couple questions about to go obsolete (Britain's changing PM's, so that question will need to be revised). It's quite bad, but interesting in the manner that it is bad.

[Evans]

$1,048,000. No SAT, IQ test score, or high school GPA brought it down significantly, no doubt. Plus, of course, I'm below average or poor in almost everything they asked for a rating on, so it was pretty obvious where I would end. What's interesting is that in the itemized breakdown, women get a price base at little over half of men. Lovely.

That "Am I Dumb" test was kinda interesting, too. Of course, there were a couple nasty tricks (Brazil's most prevalent language is Brazilian Portuguese in the same manner that the USA is American English, but the question asks for Brazilian or Portuguese), and a couple questions about to go obsolete (Britain's changing PM's, so that question will need to be revised). It's quite bad, but interesting in the manner that it is bad.

That's nothing, sexuality isn't worth anything, seemingly. One would imagine being bisexual would yield a bit more than the rest. Meh.

EDIT: Being bilingual supposedly isn't worth anything, either. O_o

[Mikey]

That's nothing, sexuality isn't worth anything, seemingly. One would imagine being bisexual would yield a bit more than the rest. Meh.

It didn't.

[Mistral]

That's nothing, sexuality isn't worth anything, seemingly. One would imagine being bisexual would yield a bit more than the rest. Meh.

Well, I didn't answer the sexuality question either, anyway, since I really couldn't care less about that matter (and absolutely no one is surprised...), but when I did give a fake IQ some cheap online test gave me a few years back, that alone boosted me something like $300k, so I do think the education stuff does matter.

[Evans]

Well, I didn't answer the sexuality question either, anyway, since I really couldn't care less about that matter (and absolutely no one is surprised...), but when I did give a fake IQ some cheap online test gave me a few years back, that alone boosted me something like $300k, so I do think the education stuff does matter.

And here I was, thinking that sex would help me climb the social ladder. How silly.

[Dinosaurman]

$2,710,568,

Becuase I was bored.

[Sprung]

You are worth exactly $1,793,126

[Raype]

You are worth exactly $1,873,848

So, where's my money?

EDIT- Oh, and I bullshat an SAT score.

Stupid america.

EDIT the second: Oh, and I'm outraged they ignore ambis.

Fucking test.

[Evans]

You are worth exactly $1,873,848

So, where's my money?

EDIT- Oh, and I bullshat an SAT score.

Stupid america.

EDIT the second: Oh, and I'm outraged they ignore ambis.

Fucking test.

Ambis? /is oblivious

[Raype]

Ambis? /is oblivious

Are you left or right handed? Left O Right O

What about people that go both ways?

...

Not you mikey.

[Mistral]

Ambis? /is oblivious

AMBIS. 'Cause it only had straight, gay, and bi. Don't ask too deeply why he wanted it as an option.