Originally Posted by Ray. I urinate moonshine. I'm a walking still. Corey takes care of that. Or if he's not horny, I sell the body to a blind guy as furniture. That deep freeze was the best investment I ever made. Wanna hook me up there buddy?
Originally Posted by Evans Ever heard of Chef Boyardee? That explains a lot. ... This stuff tastes familiar. ingredients: tomato, water, newfie ... Ah, that explains it. Hey, I remember now, I dated this chick. Guess this explains what happened to her. Originally Posted by Evans I prefer shaving. Sorry.
Originally Posted by Michael Your ass has a goatee? AND THEN SOME
Wait, isn't it full moon tonight? It would explain why Ray's here.
Originally Posted by Evans AND THEN SOME :O
Originally Posted by Ray. ingredients: tomato, water, newfie I knew it was crap. I trim when I'm lazy. That better?
Originally Posted by Evans Wait, isn't it full moon tonight? It would explain why Ray's here. It most certainly is. Although I may be wrong. I haven't seen the sky in a couple weeks. Fog season, etc.
My toothpick just broke.
Why didn't any of you metal heads preach about how good Kill 'Em All is? This has to be the peak of the genre, by a fucking mile.
Originally Posted by Michael :O~~~
Originally Posted by Pikasnake My toothpick just broke.
Originally Posted by Evans I knew it was crap. I trim when I'm lazy. That better? Hey, she had a weak sphincter. It's not my fault I'm huge. Tore her up bad. Practicly tore her a new one, actually. Yes.
Originally Posted by Ray. It most certainly is. Although I may be wrong. I haven't seen the sky in a couple weeks. Fog season, etc. I recommend you don't take the watch. Also, don't touch the ghosts. Bad for your skin and all.
Originally Posted by Ray. Hey, she had a weak sphincter. It's not my fault I'm huge. Tore her up bad. Practicly tore her a new one, actually. Yes. You moron, don't step in, use your penis. :eyeball:
Originally Posted by Mr. Kenney Why didn't any of you metal heads preach about how good Kill 'Em All is? This has to be the peak of the genre, by a fucking mile. Metallica?
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