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Thread: The Hangout: Makenshi is bribing EP's children with candy. Watch out!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    I urinate moonshine. I'm a walking still.

    Corey takes care of that. Or if he's not horny, I sell the body to a blind guy as furniture. That deep freeze was the best investment I ever made.
    Wanna hook me up there buddy?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Evans View Post
    Ever heard of Chef Boyardee?
    That explains a lot.

    ...

    This stuff tastes familiar.

    ingredients: tomato, water, newfie

    ...

    Ah, that explains it. Hey, I remember now, I dated this chick. Guess this explains what happened to her.

    Quote Originally Posted by Evans View Post
    I prefer shaving. Sorry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Michael View Post
    Your ass has a goatee?




    AND THEN SOME

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    Wait, isn't it full moon tonight? It would explain why Ray's here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evans View Post
    AND THEN SOME
    :O

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    ingredients: tomato, water, newfie

    I knew it was crap.

    I trim when I'm lazy. That better?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evans View Post
    Wait, isn't it full moon tonight? It would explain why Ray's here.
    It most certainly is.

    Although I may be wrong.

    I haven't seen the sky in a couple weeks.

    Fog season, etc.

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    My toothpick just broke.

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    Why didn't any of you metal heads preach about how good Kill 'Em All is?


    This has to be the peak of the genre, by a fucking mile.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Michael View Post
    :O~~~

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pikasnake View Post
    My toothpick just broke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evans View Post
    I knew it was crap.

    I trim when I'm lazy. That better?
    Hey, she had a weak sphincter. It's not my fault I'm huge. Tore her up bad. Practicly tore her a new one, actually.

    Yes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    It most certainly is.

    Although I may be wrong.

    I haven't seen the sky in a couple weeks.

    Fog season, etc.
    I recommend you don't take the watch. Also, don't touch the ghosts. Bad for your skin and all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    Hey, she had a weak sphincter. It's not my fault I'm huge. Tore her up bad. Practicly tore her a new one, actually.

    Yes.
    You moron, don't step in, use your penis. :eyeball:


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Kenney View Post
    Why didn't any of you metal heads preach about how good Kill 'Em All is?


    This has to be the peak of the genre, by a fucking mile.
    Metallica?

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