Pfft, my girlfriend exists *points to left hand*
Of course I won't. Too many F's on my universal report card.
You're not looking at it from the point of view required to see things that way then. If you're one of the "god made everything" people, it would fuck with your mind.
But you're not. So you get an A.
Also, if everything has just existed, then does that mean that we're all as old as sprung?