The Hangout: You Like Threatening Ass Holes. With Your Wang!

[Sprung]

If gravity were to stop existing the laws of physics would fall apart, and we'd all spontaneously fall apart into separate atoms, or the universe would collapse in on itself.



I would, but it crashes the universe.

Not even Atoms. To have an Atom, you have to have molecular cohesion.

[Corey]

Alright, so basically if we reduce a cars weight by half, it will use a lot less energy. Ummmm, that's all I got.

Well, that sucked. My theory on the subject is this: If we had an anti-grav system all vehicles could be out into a certain orbit of srts, which you could get going fast and when you reached your destination it would slow down by the use of magnets, but also stay in orbit. You could get out while going relatively slow and the car would be on it's way again. Now by fast I mea, hauling some ass. Light speed style. Which having no need for anyting but the anti-grav all fossil fuel (if there is any left when the time comes) will come to a dead stop almost being used only in cooking and various other tasks.

How's that?

[Strongbad]

refer to my infinite while statement

This?

no matter where this goes it ends with an infinite while loop:

while(god==somemadegod)
{
cout<<"Paradox!!!!";
stuffexisting=createdbysomethingelse;
god++;
somemadegod++;
}

I don't get it.

[Corey]

I believe gods were made as an form of law. If you fucked up, you spent eternity in a fiery pit of hell/other religion's version of hell I don't know compared to our law on earth of fuck up get thrown in jail/killed.

[Raype]

Not even Atoms. To have an Atom, you have to have molecular cohesion.

Good point.

Wait, you seem to know everything, and have been around forever.

ARE YOU GOD!?

I don't get it.

The geek to english translation is pretty much

if god made everything and someone made god, it's a paradox, since god made everything that would mean he created whatever created him. But what created him created him.

MINDFUCK!!!

[Strongbad]

By actually making the cars weigh less, or by installing anti-grav plating?

Well why the fuck not? That would be the easy way of making cars weigh less. I suppose it would work better on space shuttles though.

should gravity somehow dissappear all at once, everyone and everything would be thrown off the planet (continents and oceans included) at an angle tangent to the rotation of the Earth

Anti-gravity is does not serve the purpose of completely destroying gravity.

[Strongbad]

Well, that sucked. My theory on the subject is this: If we had an anti-grav system all vehicles could be out into a certain orbit of srts, which you could get going fast and when you reached your destination it would slow down by the use of magnets, but also stay in orbit. You could get out while going relatively slow and the car would be on it's way again. Now by fast I mea, hauling some ass. Light speed style. Which having no need for anyting but the anti-grav all fossil fuel (if there is any left when the time comes) will come to a dead stop almost being used only in cooking and various other tasks.

How's that?

How would we not die when traveling light speed? Would we not be crushed by the force?

MINDFUCK!!!

Not really though.

[Raype]

I believe gods were made as an form of law. If you fucked up, you spent eternity in a fiery pit of hell/other religion's version of hell I don't know compared to our law on earth of fuck up get thrown in jail/killed.

Yes, but then there's always the question of justified lawbreaking. Also, the differences in laws around the world. Who's to say what "laws" the universe enforces?

Well, that sucked. My theory on the subject is this: If we had an anti-grav system all vehicles could be out into a certain orbit of srts, which you could get going fast and when you reached your destination it would slow down by the use of magnets, but also stay in orbit. You could get out while going relatively slow and the car would be on it's way again. Now by fast I mea, hauling some ass. Light speed style. Which having no need for anyting but the anti-grav all fossil fuel (if there is any left when the time comes) will come to a dead stop almost being used only in cooking and various other tasks.

How's that?

You'd still need fuel. Those life support systems don't power themselves. ANd also even in space you need an initial thrust. That has to come from somewhere. It'd cut down fuel use, but it wouldn't eliminate it. Plus magnetic pull would have to be rediculously strong to slow something going that fast. You'd just have to shove giant magnetic tubes at every stop. And if you're off an inch... well let's just say it won't be pretty.

[Corey]

Where the fuck is heaven? I don't know why people say it's all clousy and shit, when we've been throught he atmosphere on multiple accounts in multiiple places and found no sign of heaven there. Foxboy, where the fuck is heaven?

[Raype]

Not really though.

Everything is made by god.

God made everything.

Something had to make god.

But everything is made by god.

And god made everything.

But someone had to make god.

But everything is made by god.

And god made everything.

But someone had to make god.

... repeat an infinite number of times.

Yes, it most certainly is.

[Elmdor Rizer]

Where the fuck is heaven? I don't know why people say it's all clousy and shit, when we've been throught he atmosphere on multiple accounts in multiiple places and found no sign of heaven there. Foxboy, where the fuck is heaven?

It's a place where time and space don't matter, dummy.

[Corey]

Yes, but then there's always the question of justified lawbreaking. Also, the differences in laws around the world. Who's to say what "laws" the universe enforces?

Hence why different religions have different views.

You'd still need fuel. Those life support systems don't power themselves. ANd also even in space you need an initial thrust. That has to come from somewhere. It'd cut down fuel use, but it wouldn't eliminate it. Plus magnetic pull would have to be rediculously strong to slow something going that fast. You'd just have to shove giant magnetic tubes at every stop. And if you're off an inch... well let's just say it won't be pretty.

Maybe you could have an opposing force that comes with the vehicle to help stop. And it, of course, would be badass and shit and not kill you when going lightspeed.

[Raype]

Where the fuck is heaven? I don't know why people say it's all clousy and shit, when we've been throught he atmosphere on multiple accounts in multiiple places and found no sign of heaven there. Foxboy, where the fuck is heaven?

The "cloudsy and shit" thing I believe comes from the old belief of gods and angels and stuff being from "up there" whereas demons and shit are from "down there". When people die they're sometimes said to have "ascended to heaven". What's up? The sky. People back in those days didn't know about space.

Also, "just because you can't see something doesn't mean it isn't there" is probably the most common response from my experience.

[Sprung]

It's a place where time and space don't matter, dummy.

[Strongbad]

Timecop has the answer to all of these questions.