Quote Originally Posted by V|_@M3 View Post
sry, srsly sry.
I'll let this go, mostly because I'm lolling hard at mikey trying to figure out bblean. This'll be fun to watch

i can control it. good too. weird thing is, i can stop it, but i can't make it go easily
Your dick will blow. Ever watch a sub movie? What happens to those pipes or the hull will eventually happen to your junk. KA-BOOM! Semen goes everywhere.

plus her mom is a doctor so i can't easily get her ass on the pill.
Go to ANOTHER doctor. Come on, it's fucking Long Beach, you can't fall down without a hundred doctors trying to treat the wound, and a thousand showing up to offer you plastic surgery for the scars.

no logest i ever did diane was 3 hours and we had a 5 min break about 2 hours in.
Nobody can hold it that long. Surely the pressure would blow your sphincters!

i had one of those weird orgasms where it fells good but there's no nut
You mean low level female orgasms?

good theo'd, i got to 3rd base (fingering), also i had to be at work the next day, lol i called in late from a pay phone in hollywood. :X

but no dress.
Yes, with a girlfriend. Therefore it doesn't count.

Still at least you got drunk and woke up in a weird place. It's progress.