lol whut?
O RLY?


You said "is and was my only girlfriend". Was being past tense. I figured you were implying you dumped her. Turns out you just need an english lesson or 2
is, is = current.

Post a vid. I wanna see a whale cry.
lol i'll see

Till some fresh soil, don't replow the old feilds.

Or something.

Fuck some new vagina.

Yeah, that's the ticket.
no, don't want teh aids.


Then you're doing it wrong. Seriously, some of the hottest chicks will fuck some of the ugliest, stupidest, lamest guys in the world. You must have at least some shot. And I live nowhere near you, so you can't argue that I'm hogging all the T&A.
i know i'm just stupid.