The Hangout: I totally did not just post a link to an Indian womans titties.

[The Joker]

oct 20 - nov. 7

18 Days -- or -- 2 Weeks and 4 Days

[The Joker]

Ah, I see.

lol good

Wait, was?

was what?

Did you ditch the fat one?

no not yet but i will.

asdlkfjasdhjaksgh!

dlgjhd;ljdgd!

DCK had a moment of taste!

hmm, i love diane now.

All hope is not lost!

there;s hotter chicks, but they won't fuck me.

Darth, search in this hangout for pinky and baylee.

[Jase]

I CAN'T TAKE ANY MORE OF THESE LIES!

THEY'RE TEARING US APART!!!

Uh, Correct me if I'm wrong, but you've dated (for at least a couple weeks) at least 2 women.

Now I may be a little off on what qualifies as "girlfriends" these days, but I think about 3 weeks to a month is still the standard? If so, yeah, you've had more than one GF.

I call BS, again....

If you remember, it was:
Goth only gave head.
He fucked the fat one.

Then it become:
I fucked the goth one.
I fucked the fat one, she is my GF.

Now its:
I fucked the goth one
I fucked the fat one
This is some radom chick no one has heard of, but 10 bucks says i was trolling her MySpace page.

[Raype]

lol good

lol whut?

was what?

You said "is and was my only girlfriend". Was being past tense. I figured you were implying you dumped her. Turns out you just need an english lesson or 2

no not yet but i will.

Post a vid. I wanna see a whale cry.

hmm, i love diane now.

Till some fresh soil, don't replow the old feilds.

Or something.

Fuck some new vagina.

Yeah, that's the ticket.

there;s hotter chicks, but they won't fuck me.

Then you're doing it wrong. Seriously, some of the hottest chicks will fuck some of the ugliest, stupidest, lamest guys in the world. You must have at least some shot. And I live nowhere near you, so you can't argue that I'm hogging all the T&A.

[Jase]

i love diane now.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Your greastest quote on EP yet! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Guys guys, i think i love someone!
DCK how long have you known this girl?
Not long, but i love her!

GG, comeback when your been withsomeone for 2 years and after a 1 and a half years, you finaly tell them you love them.

there;s hotter chicks, but they won't fuck me.

Cos your an ugly peice of shit?

[Raype]

This is some radom chick no one has heard of, but 10 bucks says i was trolling her MySpace page.

It's impossible to troll myspace. Believe me, I've tried.

About the closest you could possibly get is "post tits", but then they'll just post them.

MySpace girls are whores.

Also, if I catch one of you talking to my sister, I will find you and castrate you.

[The Joker]

I call BS, again....

If you remember, it was:
Goth only gave head.
He fucked the fat one.

Then it become:
I fucked the goth one.
I fucked the fat one, she is my GF.

Now its:
I fucked the goth one
I fucked the fat one
This is some radom chick no one has heard of, but 10 bucks says i was trolling her MySpace page.

gothy moved at the start of november, ask darth for the log of when i got head, was way after the point.

gothy/diane never sucked it.

and i lost my virginity in october not in late november when i met laurafat.

[Raype]

laurafat.

...

I suddenly picture her in a turban eating fried chicken out of DCK's "new hat".

Is that wrong?

[Jase]

gothy moved at the start of november, ask darth for the log of when i got head, was way after the point.

gothy/diane never sucked it.

and i lost my virginity in october not in late november when i met laurafat.

Um anyone else reading this right?
1st line: Ask Darth for the log of when i get head (Gothy)
2nd line: Gothy never sucked it.

Wow, just um, errrr.

[The Joker]

lol whut?

O RLY?

You said "is and was my only girlfriend". Was being past tense. I figured you were implying you dumped her. Turns out you just need an english lesson or 2

is, is = current.

Post a vid. I wanna see a whale cry.

lol i'll see

Till some fresh soil, don't replow the old feilds.

Or something.

Fuck some new vagina.

Yeah, that's the ticket.

no, don't want teh aids.

Then you're doing it wrong. Seriously, some of the hottest chicks will fuck some of the ugliest, stupidest, lamest guys in the world. You must have at least some shot. And I live nowhere near you, so you can't argue that I'm hogging all the T&A.

i know i'm just stupid.

[Jase]

It's impossible to troll myspace. Believe me, I've tried.

About the closest you could possibly get is "post tits", but then they'll just post them.

MySpace girls are whores.

Also, if I catch one of you talking to my sister, I will find you and castrate you.

I've never tried, i just use it to like do quiz's and shit when WoW is down. That and talk to Ree.

Whats your sisters addy BTW, i just wanna look, i swear.

[The Joker]

Um anyone else reading this right?
1st line: Ask Darth for the log of when i get head (Gothy)
2nd line: Gothy never sucked it.

Wow, just um, errrr.

i meant WHEN i got head. that log had to have been in jan. when i was with laura. cos only she's sucked it.

[Ahkei]

Man, eating Doritos and then Licorice tastes weird.

[Raype]

O RLY?

ENJOY YOUR AIDS!

is, is = current.

Was, was=former

lol i'll see

*rubs hands evilly*

no, don't want teh aids.

It's highly likely "diane" has porked many a dude in your absense. Really you have as high a chance gettin aids from her as from anyone else.

I know i'm just stupid.

And you need more experience. Go kill some pigs or something.

I've never tried, i just use it to like do quiz's and shit when WoW is down. That and talk to Ree.

Whats your sisters addy BTW, i just wanna look, i swear.

You're the last person who'll get the addy.

Because you might actually succeed.

[Jase]

i meant WHEN i got head. that log had to have been in jan. when i was with laura. cos only she's sucked it.

http://www.epforums.org/showpost.php...postcount=1866

Care to explain?
Dude you do this EVERY time.
You just said you got head off the Goth chick in your post before, and you can CLEARLY read in the post i just linked, you said you didnt.... FFS dude, just quit already...