That would imply there's some kind of skill and art behind it.

When you can't even write what you're claiming to have.....
I got Professional in You'd Better Watch Out tonight... somebody saw the body of the old man after I shoved him off the balcony... I got 1 body found, 1 witness, and 1 cover blown.

I dunno how I'm supposed to silently kill that old bastard right! I figured out the PERFECT way to kill the son, though.

Found out you can get access to the glass jacuzzi from underneath and shoot it from there, spilling out the dude and the playmates a few hundred feet down the side of a mountain. A truly manly way to die!