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    Quote Originally Posted by Jase View Post
    Phhhttttt wait in line sucker!
    Might be goin to the movies with her this thursday ^__^
    Seeing her friday nite for a bit, then again on Saturday ^___^

    You have seen the pictures?
    Millions of my potential children have already died on her face.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SAMURAIBLADE View Post
    Well you can talk about it all you want but i'm not saying another word about it choose to beleive me or choose not too thats up to you.
    I don't care whether you beleive me or not ok.
    Its my problem I'll handle it like i see fit.
    I know the shit will eventually kill me and i plan to enjoy the time i have left on this earth.
    Sorta funny how ALOT, and i mean ALOT of bad stuff happens to you, and shock horror you havent killed yourself yet!

    SRSLY thou, you have ALOT of bad luck
    First you are bipolar
    You kid is about to die when its being born, and you sem to be at home posting on EP.
    No you have a fatal illness, which really isnt that fatal, you are more likely to die from other things then the illness itself. (Dont belive me goodl the death rate)

    SRSLY thou, why do you need to bullshit all the time? You're really Sprungs son aint you? i mean you cant be the age you say you are.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jase View Post
    Phhhttttt wait in line sucker!
    Might be goin to the movies with her this thursday ^__^
    Seeing her friday nite for a bit, then again on Saturday ^___^

    You have seen the pictures?
    She was the one in the pink clothes surrounded by random dudes right?

    If so, yeah.

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Kenney
    Millions of my potential children have already died on her face.
    I've killed more people than hitler.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jase View Post
    You kid is about to die when its being born, and you sem to be at home posting on EP.

    Oh shi-

    Hahahahahahaha.

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    Quote Originally Posted by "Ray" View Post
    She was the one in the pink clothes surrounded by random dudes right?

    If so, yeah.



    I've killed more people than hitler.


    Shit-- Hitler doesn't have anything on me, neither does Stalin.

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    My two goldfish are fighting over food or either trying to occupy the same space at once or either their mating shit I don't know but something just doesn't look right about what they are doing

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Kenney View Post
    Oh shi-

    Hahahahahahaha.
    It gets funnier, his "wife" hasn't shown up since we started pointing out it had to just be an alt.

    And we have heard nothing of this child since "it lived".

    Or maybe it didn't. I really wasn't paying attention. This was back when Roux was posting, and as we both know I tend to pay more attention to the members who have tits.

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    This guy's story has to check out. He's completely believable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Kenney View Post
    Shit-- Hitler doesn't have anything on me, neither does Stalin.
    I dub thee

    Stain-lin.

    Alright, not my best work, but I'd like to see you do better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by "Ray" View Post
    She was the one in the pink clothes surrounded by random dudes right?

    If so, yeah.
    That was a picture of her ass wasnt it :X

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    Quote Originally Posted by "Ray" View Post
    Eventually he goes out to the balcony. You need to first find a sausage (I think they were in the kitchen) and inject it with poison. When he's out near the balcony, drop the sausage, the dog will eat it and eventually die. Then go out and push the old man off the balcony. (It's straight across from the elevator, he's totally alone when he finally walks there). Or you could always just fiber wire the old dude, then stick him off to the side, I don't think anyone checks there either.

    Easy SA rank.
    I shove him off the balcony, the dog doesn't yap quick enough to warn him. I think someone on a lower balcony either sees me push him or sees him fall and real quick does a dramatic double take and sees me, in my kick-ass VIP security guard outfit, walking away.
    Or something.
    Or my warning could've come from the fact that in stealing the tape for the CCTV I knocked out the guy in that room with melee then shot another guy as he walked in the room while I was dragging the body away. Maybe that was it.

    Man, knocking people the fuck out is fun. Watching 47 headbutt some civilian or security guard, or shoving them over a railing and into the ocean, is just pure joy.
    As I was walking down the stair,
    I met a man who wasn't there.
    He wasn't there again today.
    I wish, I wish he'd go away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by "Ray" View Post
    I dub thee

    Stain-lin.

    Alright, not my best work, but I'd like to see you do better.
    My ex is Stain-lin if anything. She decided to begin her period early and completely destroy my mattress. The aftermath looked like a concentrated murder.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Kenney View Post
    This guy's story has to check out. He's completely believable.
    Please.

    I've seen better acting in a kindergarden play.

    Quote Originally Posted by Jase
    That was a picture of her ass wasnt it
    Indeed. Ass and legs.

    I think polo mentioned masturbating to it.

    I think DCK was grossed out though. Too skinny for his taste.

    Which is apparently fried chicken flavored vaginas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Kenney View Post
    This guy's story has to check out. He's completely believable.
    HAHAHAHAHAHA You win, SRSLY.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jase View Post
    HAHAHAHAHAHA You win, SRSLY.
    I do my best for the community.

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