Quote Originally Posted by Cyberxion View Post
So yeah, sorry about that shitty April Fools prank. Let it go on record that when the support started rolling in, I totally felt bad about it. I wasn't comfortable playing off of your sympathy, and would totally understand if you guys thought I was the biggest douche on the planet for doing it anyway.
I want to have your children. I'm not kidding. I want you to impregnate me. I have no idea how that'd work with two dudes, but I promise I will spend every cent I have researching how we could do it.

And the oscar goes to...