The Hang Out: Neo-Colonials are more fun to hang with than you guys. For shame..

[Mikey_]

Mikey, I'll do that 'thing' later, my laptop is still charging.

Yes mum.

[Solar-Flair]

what damabe can it do?????

[Raype]

beams?

Smacks you in the head.

Ergh, beans.

Ah whatever.

wouldn't that stuff go down my shaft and in my scrotum?

Doesn't salt water when you go swimming?

It'll be fine.

Mikey, I'll do that 'thing' later, my laptop is still charging.

Camwhore?

[X-Head]

Mikey, I'll do that 'thing' later, my laptop is still charging.

'thing' = shove up ass?

[Raype]

'thing' = shove up ass?

He's going to show mikey why they call it a "joystick"

[Mikey_]

Perverts.

[Raype]

Perverts.

You should've killed me when you had the chance.

Now it's too late. I'm everywhere!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Including in your mom.

[X-Head]

Yes.

[The Joker]

i think i'll make an alagamation of a bit of everything.

[Raype]

i think i'll make an alagamation of a bit of everything.

If you really want to embarass her, sneak some chocolate into the room where you'll fuck. Make sure it's adequately melted.

When you fuck her up the ass, start smearing it on yourself.

She'll turn so red you'd think you were nailing a demon.

Also, saying "god woman, learn to wipe" when finished and before she notices for added effect.

[Mikey_]

i think i'll make an alagamation of a bit of everything.

Oh, I know! Tell her you have cervical cancer as a prank.

[Raype]

Oh, I know! Tell her you have cervical cancer as a prank.

I still say he should pretend to be gay.

It's not like it'd be that much of a stretch for him.

[polobunny]

Hmm for April fools you think it's a good idea to tell her I met someone else?

[Mikey_]

I still say he should pretend to be gay.

It's not like it'd be that much of a stretch for him.

By calling out for Banned during sex, he's indirectly doing so anyway.

[Mikey_]

Hmm for April fools you think it's a good idea to tell her I met someone else?

Nah. Tell her you have a new STD.