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Thread: The Hang Out: Neo-Colonials are more fun to hang with than you guys. For shame..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spam bot View Post
    Mikey, I'll do that 'thing' later, my laptop is still charging.
    Yes mum.

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    what damabe can it do?????

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    Quote Originally Posted by Death Cube K View Post
    beams?
    Smacks you in the head.

    Ergh, beans.

    Ah whatever.

    Quote Originally Posted by DCK
    wouldn't that stuff go down my shaft and in my scrotum?
    Doesn't salt water when you go swimming?

    It'll be fine.

    Quote Originally Posted by lame bot
    Mikey, I'll do that 'thing' later, my laptop is still charging.
    Camwhore?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spam bot View Post
    Mikey, I'll do that 'thing' later, my laptop is still charging.
    'thing' = shove up ass?

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    Quote Originally Posted by X-Head View Post
    'thing' = shove up ass?
    He's going to show mikey why they call it a "joystick"

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    Perverts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Windows Visto View Post
    Perverts.
    You should've killed me when you had the chance.

    Now it's too late. I'm everywhere!

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

    Including in your mom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Windows Visto View Post
    Yes.

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    i think i'll make an alagamation of a bit of everything.

    Quote Originally Posted by The Joker
    I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you, stranger!
    The Demon who makes Trophies of Men

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    Quote Originally Posted by Death Cube K View Post
    i think i'll make an alagamation of a bit of everything.
    If you really want to embarass her, sneak some chocolate into the room where you'll fuck. Make sure it's adequately melted.

    When you fuck her up the ass, start smearing it on yourself.

    She'll turn so red you'd think you were nailing a demon.

    Also, saying "god woman, learn to wipe" when finished and before she notices for added effect.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Death Cube K View Post
    i think i'll make an alagamation of a bit of everything.
    Oh, I know! Tell her you have cervical cancer as a prank.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Windows Visto View Post
    Oh, I know! Tell her you have cervical cancer as a prank.
    I still say he should pretend to be gay.

    It's not like it'd be that much of a stretch for him.

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    Hmm for April fools you think it's a good idea to tell her I met someone else?

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    Quote Originally Posted by "Ray" View Post
    I still say he should pretend to be gay.

    It's not like it'd be that much of a stretch for him.
    By calling out for Banned during sex, he's indirectly doing so anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by polobunny View Post
    Hmm for April fools you think it's a good idea to tell her I met someone else?
    Nah. Tell her you have a new STD.

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