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Thread: The Hang Out: Neo-Colonials are more fun to hang with than you guys. For shame..

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    Quote Originally Posted by DCK
    i need to do something really fucked up for april fools, to laura.
    Tell her ur straight

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    Quote Originally Posted by Death Cube K View Post
    why? have you looked? faggot!
    spoken like a guy who's never had a prostate exam.

    come on, it it existed it'd have been touched during at least one exam.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spam bot View Post
    Tell her ur straight
    tell her to go on a diet.

    $5 says she beams you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spam bot View Post
    lol, 'X-head the fucker'
    I like the way that sounds

    "X-Head the Fucker" maybe go for something like Theo has going you know?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Death Cube K View Post
    i need to do something really fucked up for april fools, to laura.
    Yell out for Banned when you fuck her next time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Windows Visto View Post
    Tell her that her best female friend is pregnant with your baby.
    shit, would be funny if her friend wasn't already preggers, but my mom's riend is

    i could tell laura that's mine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Windows Visto View Post
    Yell out for Banned when you fuck her next time.
    We have a winner

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    Quote Originally Posted by Windows Visto View Post
    Yell out for Banned when you fuck her next time.
    I've done that, oh wait, that wasn't an april fool's joke...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Windows Visto View Post
    Yell out for Banned when you fuck her next time.
    better yet, fill your condom with fake blood.

    Nothing says hilarity like stopping mid sex, pulling out, and screaming as blood pours all over the place.

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    Quote Originally Posted by "Ray" View Post
    tell her to go on a diet.

    $5 says she beams you.
    beams?

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    really
    thats great

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    Quote Originally Posted by "Ray" View Post
    better yet, fill your condom with fake blood.

    Nothing says hilarity like stopping mid sex, pulling out, and screaming as blood pours all over the place.
    You win.

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    Quote Originally Posted by "Ray" View Post
    better yet, fill your condom with fake blood.

    Nothing says hilarity like stopping mid sex, pulling out, and screaming as blood pours all over the place.
    wouldn't that stuff go down my shaft and in my scrotum?

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    Mikey, I'll do that 'thing' later, my laptop is still charging.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Death Cube K View Post
    wouldn't that stuff go down my shaft and in my scrotum?
    So?

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