Quote Originally Posted by Jase View Post
Also had one lady tell me i was off guts (Meaning i was on drugs)
i reply "Look lady im not you can check my eyes if you dont belive me"
lady replys "I can tell your off guts its okay"
i reply, "well the dude thats goin to fuck you tonite is goin to be, drunk, off guts, blind AND retard"
Best part of the story, seriously great.