I've done my good action of the day, I can go to sleep now![]()
Fuck it, I was going to shop sprung's head on strongbad's body to make Sprungbad but meh.
atleast I still have Thoethebrightside somewhere
Okay, well i had some really tight pants on (Not tight like OMFG MY BALLS ARE COMING OUT MY EYES!!! tight, just like tight lines) and a REALLY hot T shirt on, and i was walking around from the toilets (Had to fill up the water bottle, cos on Minstry night it costs 7 bucks for a bottle of water, i wonder why)and me and Shan were walking past these chicks, next thing i know i get tapped on the shoulder, hoping it was one of the girls i was checking out, i turn around, only to see a fat chick, this is how the convo went:
Fat chick: Hi
Me: Um hi?
FC: My friend thinks your really cute
Me: (Knowning dam well her friend will not be good looking i reply) Thanks, to bad you look like a peice of shit.
*i walk away*
*i start talking to my sister in the next room*
*Fat chick and friend walks past*
My sister: Wow you were right, she was fat.
*i start laughing*
Also had one lady tell me i was off guts (Meaning i was on drugs)
i reply "Look lady im not you can check my eyes if you dont belive me"
lady replys "I can tell your off guts its okay"
i reply, "well the dude thats goin to fuck you tonite is goin to be, drunk, off guts, blind AND retard"