The Hangout: Who dun broke then fixed EP!?

[Strongbad]

I'm bad? Hey, she was the one shoving fruit up my ass.

I later shoved a baseball up her pussy.

Then I fucked her hard.

We still haven't gotten the ball back.

Anyway, I am watching Cartoon Network. Bill Cosby impression out of nowhere made me die laughing.

[Strongbad]

PM.

Damn, I totally exploded in my pants at that scene with the cucumber.

That she pickled.

Also, look closely in scene 4.

Notice the guy ejactulating on her tits?

Me.

You weren't lying, great taste.

[Raype]

Anyway, I am watching Cartoon Network. Bill Cosby impression out of nowhere made me die laughing.

Bill cosby once made me lick his pudding pop.

I died a little inside that day.

Because michael jackson snuck up on me and raped me during the oral.

And tore out most of my sphincter.

[Inferno.]

Hah you got raped by MJ

[Raype]

You weren't lying, great taste.

Yeah, she does taste pretty good.

Except she juices all over the place.

Fuck, I nearly drowned once.

Well then again that's probably karma for that hooker I deepthroated to death.

Bitch should learn to watch the teeth.

[Strongbad]

Bill cosby once made me lick his pudding pop.

I died a little inside that day.

Because michael jackson snuck up on me and raped me during the oral.

And tore out most of my sphincter.

Reminds me of the time I sat on top of the drain thing in my pool. Ripped out most of my intestines. I can't eat more than a cheeseburger without shiting.

[Raype]

Hah you got raped by MJ

Everyone cool has been raped by MJ.

Besides, he's cool. He gave me porn and beer. Almost was worth playing with that shriveled deformed miscolored penis.

[Strongbad]

Well then again that's probably karma for that hooker I deepthroated to death.

Cock through the back of the head or she just couldn't breathe?

[Raype]

Reminds me of the time I sat on top of the drain thing in my pool. Ripped out most of my intestines. I can't eat more than a cheeseburger without shiting.

I once got me balls caught in the drain of my shower.

Now my balls are lower than sprung's mom's tits.

Cock through the back of the head or she just couldn't breathe?

Both I think. She kinda gagged then tried to push me off. Things got kinda freaky and eventually I ended up ripping out through the back of the neck.

Got back inside though before I finished.

Blew her head clean off.

No wonder the bitch was so dumb.

Barely made a mess when her brains splattered all over the place.

[Strongbad]

Why is there sound when I move my mouse around? Do all speakers do that or just mine?

[Strongbad]

I once got me balls caught in the drain of my shower.

Now my balls are lower than sprung's WIFE'S tits.



Both I think. She kinda gagged then tried to push me off. Things got kinda freaky and eventually I ended up ripping out through the back of the neck.

Got back inside though before I finished.

Blew her head clean off.

No wonder the bitch was so dumb.

Barely made a mess when her brains splattered all over the place.

You would make a great Law and Order SVU episode.

[Raype]

Why is there sound when I move my mouse around? Do all speakers do that or just mine?

Nope.

At least mine don't.

It's probably because you wank too much.

Oh, also is your mouse electronic or biological.

Those bio mice tend to make a fuckload of noise.

Till you hit them with the hammer anyway.

Don't have a hammer? Any blunt object will do.

No, don't throw that joint at the mouse.

Oh look, little bastard's trying to eat the desk.

Now it's staring at it's tail.

Now it's fucking the speaker.

And now it's crushed by my boot.

That'll teach you to bogart the green you little asshole.

[Raype]

You would make a great Law and Order SVU episode.

Nah, his mom's tits are lower.

Plus, sprung's wife isn't nearly as short as sprung's family.

And I would. Of course there's the minor issue of trying to buy the rights to my life story.

I'm planning to sell it to a porn studio.

I call it "how I fucked your moms".

[Strongbad]

Nope.

At least mine don't.

It's probably because you wank too much.

Oh, also is your mouse electronic or biological.

Those bio mice tend to make a fuckload of noise.

Till you hit them with the hammer anyway.

Don't have a hammer? Any blunt object will do.

No, don't throw that joint at the mouse.

Oh look, little bastard's trying to eat the desk.

Now it's staring at it's tail.

Now it's fucking the speaker.

And now it's crushed by my boot.

That'll teach you to bogart the green you little asshole.

Wow, it took you very little time for you to turn that into a hilarious joke. Very nice.

[Raype]

Wow, it took you very little time for you to turn that into a hilarious joke. Very nice.

It takes me a while to get things done, but when I'm finished you really enjoy it.

Inside.

Deep inside.

Oh yeah.

You want me.

You want me so bad.

Oh, you totally want me to fuck your brains out.

All over the fucking place.

And you want me to film it.

So you can fap to it later.

yeah.

like that.