Nope.
At least mine don't.
It's probably because you wank too much.
Oh, also is your mouse electronic or biological.
Those bio mice tend to make a fuckload of noise.
Till you hit them with the hammer anyway.
Don't have a hammer? Any blunt object will do.
No, don't throw that joint at the mouse.
Oh look, little bastard's trying to eat the desk.
Now it's staring at it's tail.
Now it's fucking the speaker.
And now it's crushed by my boot.
That'll teach you to bogart the green you little asshole.