The Hangout: Who dun broke then fixed EP!?

[Strongbad]

OMG WOMAN DID YOU JUST SHIT ON MY DICK?!

That is what happens when you too much lube.

[Raype]

my gf exploded a banna in her pussy, true story.

one time when she was home alone she fucked the back end of a screw driver.

Yeah, my bananna.

My nickname is "screw driver"

[Strongbad]

Your girlfiend is?

But she said she was on the pill.

Abortion time.

*grabs coat hanger*

Make sure to soak the coat hanger in water for 3 to 4 weeks to achieve the desired rusting effect.

[The Joker]

but like, did the lube combine with the shit to make a batter of slippery shit goo? that's what ruined my perception.

[Banned]

*grabs coat hanger*

Now lick my boots.

Damnit! Quit stepping in horse shit!

[Banned]

but like, did the lube combine with the shit to make a batter of slippery shit goo? that's what ruined my perception.

depends on the quality of the lube, use blood, it mixes well.

[Raype]

That is what happens when you too much lube.

Or have anal while suffering from a bad case of the runs.

"OMG CORN!"

Make sure to soak the coat hanger in water for 3 to 4 weeks to achieve the desired rusting effect.

Will do.

To be completely sure, I'll also throw her down the stairs.

but like, did the lube combine with the shit to make a batter of slippery shit goo? that's what ruined my perception.

Yes.

[Strongbad]

depends on the quality of the lube, use blood, it mixes well.

Most of the time I use only blood.

[Raype]

Damnit! Quit stepping in horse shit!

Kinda hard to do that when you're sneaking up on them.

Like I'm going to let them see me running at them with a boner.

They'll fucking tear me a new one.

depends on the quality of the lube, use blood, it mixes well.

No, it doesn't.

[The Joker]

depends on the quality of the lube, use blood, it mixes well.

yeah, i hear the STDs make everything get fucked up bad.

[Strongbad]

Will do.

To be completely sure, I'll also throw her down the stairs.

Sounds like a well constructed plan.

[Banned]

Kinda hard to do that when you're sneaking up on them.

Like I'm going to let them see me running at them with a boner.

They'll fucking tear me a new one.

I wouldn't mind having a new one, hopefully one that's larger than 3 inches (damn asian in me!)

No, it doesn't.

pig blood does.

[Raype]

Sounds like a well constructed plan.

I'm not constipated I swear!

I wouldn't mind having a new one, hopefully one that's larger than 3 inches (damn asian in me!)

I can arrange to have a big dicked Canadian in you by next thursday.

pig blood does.

Yeah, but you gotta fight those high school kids for it.

Always with the pranks...

[Banned]

I can arrange to have a big dicked Canadian in you by next thursday.

I think I've seen enough of brightside for this month.

[Raype]

I think I've seen enough of brightside for this month.

I meant me.

Ugh fine.

A big dicked Newfie.

There.

Also, the french have tiny dicks.

And there's no such thing as too much brightside.

Hell I'd fuck her again for free.