The Hangout: Who dun broke then fixed EP!?

[Raype]

I've told you, I don't fuck Jews.

Well then fuck you.



It rhymes, get it.

*silence*

You all suck.

thing is, she'll do that voluntarily

or i can make her go as to mouth, and btw i got the accideanal, from tucker max LOL, that guy is funny.

I know. Just saying.

you got anal from tucker max? Ghey.

I didn't say you were. I just thought that whole thing was a messy pile of funny.

'twas.

Really? He told me I taste like you.

My dad has syphillis.

For money I would

Here's 5 bucks, that should give him an hour with you.

[Banned]

My dad has syphillis.

I told him I should have worn a condom...

[Strongbad]

Here's 5 bucks, that should give him an hour with you.

Ok, but I am the one doing the fucking.

[Tassadar]

I want to be like George Thorogood when I grow up.

Bad to the Boner.

[Raype]

I told him I should have worn a condom...

My dad is older than sprung.

True story.

Banned likes BILFs.

Ok, but I am the one doing the fucking.

But george's ass is bad for the bone!

I hope you know what you're getting into.

[Raype]

Bad to the Boner.

You talk too much.

[Banned]

My dad is older than sprung.

True story.

Banned likes BILFs.

Sex is sex any way you can get it

[Raype]

Sex is sex any way you can get it

That explains the...

dude, I have nowhere to go with this.

I seriously think I might be running dry.

[Banned]

That explains the...

dude, I have nowhere to go with this.

I seriously think I might be running dry.

that's what she said

[Raype]

that's what she said

She said that?

Pre or post orgasm?

Also, your dad.

[Tassadar]

But george's ass is bad for the bone!

I hope you know what you're getting into.

Late.

[Banned]

She said that?

Pre or post orgasm?

Also, who's your daddy?

You are...

[Jackhammer]

I've told you, I don't fuck Jews.

Or anyone for that matter. :X

j/k

[The Joker]

my gf exploded a banna in her pussy, true story.

one time when she was home alone she fucked the back end of a screw driver.

also, OMG WOMAN DID YOU JUST SHIT ON MY DICK?!

[Raype]

Late.

Your girlfiend is?

But she said she was on the pill.

Abortion time.

*grabs coat hanger*

You are...

Got that right.

Now lick my boots.

Or anyone for that matter.

j/k

Dammit, the geezer's outjoking me.

I sucking fuck.