The Hangout: I will skullf**k your brain out with my pure awesomeness.

[Fer!]

You're not insensitive at all. I'm glad it's over and I'm glad to be back home.

Yeah, hotel beds suck. They are always stiff as a board, and the pillows are flat. I only slept so well because I was dead tired. My bed is gonna feel pretty damn good tonight.

Glad you're back.

You know what I do in hotel beds?

That's why you should never sleep in one.

Meh, I only ever use my bed for sex. The couch I have in my bedroom is where I always sleep.

Well, that's what I meant with the "add other weird thing" option

Really? I always figured she just played with the cock-atrice.

:X

[Raype]

He was a guy, gayfag.

You sure?

John-iqua was a guy?

But she was small! And she was on the pill (oddly it was blue, but they make blue birth control pills, right?)! And was very girly! Well except for the spitting, but hey, some people can't take a mouthful of Rayjuice.

[Fer!]

Although judging from the post, polo's going to have some very bizarre father-daughter moments.

In the backseat of his car.

That will be the new pr0n fad on the intarwebz.

[Ahkei]

I'm not trying to be insensitive or anything but...at least it's all over. For some reason I can't sleep at hotels, either the bed is too hard, I'm cold, it's freaking hot or add any weird reason. I prefer sleeping in the couch of the lobby, though.

Lol!

When I went to my cousin's wedding, he had the reception thingy in his University's function hall, and we had booked rooms on campus for the night. I hated the room, so I went down into the lobby and got out my laptop to play some quake, uni's Wireless wasn't working, so I went to the computer in reception and fucked around until it was fixed (this was like 2 in the morning, so nobody was around) When it was fixed, I realised I needed an account to login to the wireless network, so I just went on the reception PC again and played some flash games and watched youtube vids.

Then I was bored once again, so I went for a jaunt around campus. Came back in about a half hour, and the door I left open was shut, so I had to ring my cousin to open it from the inside. Then I went into his room and drank some Rum he stole from the function hall, then fell asleep on the lounge in the lobby.

[Sprung]

That will be the new pr0n fad on the intarwebz.

Sells for a hundred euros, or a pound of real bacon

[Raype]

That will be the new pr0n fad on the intarwebz.

Not quite.

See me and ilovefirearms got together and decided to mix the things rednecks love into one perfect thing.

So keep an eye out for gunporn. It also contains massive amounts of moonshine.

And rather than the old "pizza boy" premise, we've come up with some much better ones.

Girl: Look, it's a deer! *bang*
*goes over to deer, realizes it's a guy*
Guy: Fuck, you shoot me in the dick!
Girl: Sorry!
Guy: Well don't just stand there, suck the bullet out!
*cue porn music*]

You don't want to know where he sticks that gun. Believe me.

[Sprung]

I believe I am going to go to bed now.

Yay.

[Raype]

I believe I am going to go to ray's bed now.

Yay.

Be up in a second.

Just put on the mask and handcuffs while you wait.

[Fer!]

Lol!

When I went to my cousin's wedding, he had the reception thingy in his University's function hall, and we had booked rooms on campus for the night. I hated the room, so I went down into the lobby and got out my laptop to play some quake, uni's Wireless wasn't working, so I went to the computer in reception and fucked around until it was fixed (this was like 2 in the morning, so nobody was around) When it was fixed, I realised I needed an account to login to the wireless network, so I just went on the reception PC again and played some flash games and watched youtube vids.

Then I was bored once again, so I went for a jaunt around campus. Came back in about a half hour, and the door I left open was shut, so I had to ring my cousin to open it from the inside. Then I went into his room and drank some Rum he stole from the function hall, then fell asleep on the lounge in the lobby.

You really know how to have fun.

I wonder if they fired the clerk at the reception for finding youtube and flash games in the "history" tab.

Sells for a hundred euros, or a pound of real bacon

Not quite.

See me and ilovefirearms got together and decided to mix the things rednecks love into one perfect thing.

So keep an eye out for gunporn. It also contains massive amounts of moonshine.

And rather than the old "pizza boy" premise, we've come up with some much better ones.

Girl: Look, it's a deer! *bang*
*goes over to deer, realizes it's a guy*
Guy: Fuck, you shoot me in the dick!
Girl: Sorry!
Guy: Well don't just stand there, suck the bullet out!
*cue porn music*]

You don't want to know where he sticks that gun. Believe me.

I don't think they're going to do this for the money.

Nor the bacon.

So, Ray, what happens if ilovefi...I mean, the main actor decides to use a 9mm with a silencer attached?

[Fer!]

I believe I am going to go to bed now.

Yay.

Rest well Sprung, later!

[Ahkei]

You really know how to have fun.

I wonder if they fired the clerk at the reception for finding youtube and flash games in the "history" tab.

Hell yes I do.

Going to another party tonight.

I think I party more than Ray fucks.

[Raype]

You really know how to have fun.

I wonder if they fired the clerk at the reception for finding youtube and flash games in the "history" tab.




I don't think they're going to do this for the money.

Nor the bacon.

So, Ray, what happens if ilovefi...I mean, the main actor decides to use a 9mm with a silencer attached?

9mm's are for sissies.

Real men use .22

Also, silencers are for wimps.

Case in point, james bond.

That's all I'm saying.

I just hope he's not going to use the shotgun.

Last time we tried that I ended up having to fake a suicide. Even wrote the note.

Thankfully nobody cares about some random crack whore.

[Fer!]

Hell yes I do.

Going to another party tonight.

I think I party more than Ray fucks.

Right now I envy you, seriously.

[Raype]

Hell yes I do.

Going to another party tonight.

I think I party more than Ray fucks.

When you party more than I masturbate, then I'll REALLY be impressed.

I got one big arm and one tiny arm.

[Ahkei]

http://www.virginmobile.com.au/services/duti.html

Bwahahaha.