Quote Originally Posted by Raiden View Post
I'm not trying to be insensitive or anything but...at least it's all over. For some reason I can't sleep at hotels, either the bed is too hard, I'm cold, it's freaking hot or add any weird reason. I prefer sleeping in the couch of the lobby, though.
You know what I do in hotel beds?

That's why you should never sleep in one.

Meh, I only ever use my bed for sex. The couch I have in my bedroom is where I always sleep.

I'm ghetto like that.

Quote Originally Posted by Raiden
And that's how Guinivere had fun with herself when Lancelot wasn't at the castle.


Or Merlin.
Really? I always figured she just played with the cock-atrice.

Quote Originally Posted by Sprung
They are always stiff as a board, and the pillows are flat.
Whoa, flashback to the first time I got laid.

Damn, I looked like a loser.