The Hangout: I will skullf**k your brain out with my pure awesomeness.

[Fer!]

Nah. We had to drop everything and go to Kentucky for a funeral.

Crap, that sucks.

Well, the funeral thing and the whole change of plans in a day.

[Raype]

Yeah, first I bore people to sleep with predictable and poorly developed jokes and one dimensional perversive behavior.

Then I fuck their brains out while they sleep.

[Sprung]

Crap, that sucks.

Well, the funeral thing and the whole change of plans in a day.

Yeah. I got a bereavement day from work (paid without using personal time), so that's ok. But I have a list of better ways to spend a day off.

And, the hotel we e-reserved was shit. They apparently turn the heat up full blast when empty, so it was so freaking hot we couldn't stay. We tried 3 other rooms, and they were all the same. So, we cancelled that and went to a Days Inn. It was better, but not quite as cleas as I would have liked.

We finally got in bed at 2 AM, and had to get up at 7.

[Sprung]

Yeah, first I bore people to sleep with predictable and poorly developed jokes and one dimensional perversive behavior.

Then I fuck their brains out while they sleep.

cancel and add or

[Raype]

cancel and add or

Not really.

Usuall by the time they get to I have some sort of drug in their system.

They can't feel a thing.

Until I crack their skulls open with a hammer.

No witnesses.

[Sprung]

Not really.

Usuall by the time they get to I have some sort of drug in their system.

They can't feel a thing.

Until I crack their skulls open with a hammer.

No witnesses.

I'm too tired. You win. Just be gentle with me.

[Raype]

I'm too tired. You win. Just be gentle with me.

Request denied.

*gets out iron dildo covered in spikes*

[Fer!]

Yeah. I got a bereavement day from work (paid without using personal time), so that's ok. But I have a list of better ways to spend a day off.

And, the hotel we e-reserved was shit. They apparently turn the heat up full blast when empty, so it was so freaking hot we couldn't stay. We tried 3 other rooms, and they were all the same. So, we cancelled that and went to a Days Inn. It was better, but not quite as cleas as I would have liked.

We finally got in bed at 2 AM, and had to get up at 7.

I'm not trying to be insensitive or anything but...at least it's all over. For some reason I can't sleep at hotels, either the bed is too hard, I'm cold, it's freaking hot or add any weird reason. I prefer sleeping in the couch of the lobby, though.

[Fer!]

Request denied.

*gets out iron dildo covered in spikes*

And that's how Guinivere had fun with herself when Lancelot wasn't at the castle.


Or Merlin.

[Sprung]

I'm not trying to be insensitive or anything but...at least it's all over. For some reason I can't sleep at hotels, either the bed is too hard, I'm cold, it's freaking hot or add any weird reason. I prefer sleeping in the couch of the lobby, though.

You're not insensitive at all. I'm glad it's over and I'm glad to be back home.

Yeah, hotel beds suck. They are always stiff as a board, and the pillows are flat. I only slept so well because I was dead tired. My bed is gonna feel pretty damn good tonight.

[polobunny]

Well Thats liek Awesome!!!

it is it is!
i can see her now, my little personal not very portable sunshine on two very sexy legs

[Sprung]

it is it is!
i can see her now, my little personal not very portable sunshine on two very sexy legs

love?

NOWAI NOT TEH BUAANY

[Raype]

I'm not trying to be insensitive or anything but...at least it's all over. For some reason I can't sleep at hotels, either the bed is too hard, I'm cold, it's freaking hot or add any weird reason. I prefer sleeping in the couch of the lobby, though.

You know what I do in hotel beds?

That's why you should never sleep in one.

Meh, I only ever use my bed for sex. The couch I have in my bedroom is where I always sleep.

I'm ghetto like that.

And that's how Guinivere had fun with herself when Lancelot wasn't at the castle.


Or Merlin.

Really? I always figured she just played with the cock-atrice.

They are always stiff as a board, and the pillows are flat.

Whoa, flashback to the first time I got laid.

Damn, I looked like a loser.

[Sprung]

Whoa, flashback to the first time I got laid.

Damn, I looked like a loser.

He was a guy, gayfag.

[Raype]

love?

NOWAI NOT TEH BUAANY

Relax, he's talking about his daughter.

He apparently fucked some hooker without a condom.

Although judging from the post, polo's going to have some very bizarre father-daughter moments.

In the backseat of his car.