Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
I would have my way with her too. The thing is, if she ever saw anything naked, including herself, she would cry. Wait, that would make the sex much much much funner.
do her in the dark.

Or better yet, streak the next big party she attends.

Just make sure it ain't cold, otherwise that plan will backfire.

Also, cover any gross disfiguring scars. Unless they're sexy scars, those are cool.

Chicks dig those.

And make sure any weird tattoos are covered. The text you have tattood over your dick so they'll have something to read during a BJ is fine though. Especially if they have to get REALLY close to read it. Unless they're blond, they just tend to choke. Or they can't read it. Either way, it's just trouble.