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    Quote Originally Posted by Goshi View Post
    For your sake, I hope you don't wear that out in public =/
    People who like hentai never go out in public.

    Look at otomon, if that dude ever saw the sun I'd be suprised.

    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad
    Also, I have been thinking of starting a website called fistingdude.com with a subsection labeled, rusty trombone players. Of course this will consist of the literal translation of the terms and not porn. I would make so much money.
    Rusty trombones suck, you always get goo in your mouth.

    Guess I should've washed it first.

    Well that's what happenes when you play a trombone that was just lying in the street.

    I think some hobo used it as a toilet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Omega Weapon View Post
    People who like hentai never go out in public.

    Look at otomon, if that dude ever saw the sun I'd be suprised.
    Not a fan of the actual "art", I just enjoy the humorous jokes that can be associated with it.
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    You guy are welcome anytime We have bowling and Steak & Shake. Bring beer. I like beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
    Not a fan of the actual "art", I just enjoy the humorous jokes that can be associated with it.
    Well that's true.

    Rape can be VERY funny.

    Girl: NNNNOOO
    Guy: YEEESSS!
    *inserts*
    Girl: OMG, so hot...don't stop.
    *head explodes during orgasm*
    Guy: Boom, headshot!

    heh, porn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
    Not a fan of the actual "art", I just enjoy the humorous jokes that can be associated with it.
    You're right. There's never any crime for making jokes about sex.

    Though I do avoid talking in public since my way of thinking tends to scare people

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    Quote Originally Posted by Omega Weapon View Post
    Well that's true.

    Rape can be VERY funny.

    Girl: NNNNOOO
    Guy: YEEESSS!
    *inserts*
    Girl: OMG, so hot...don't stop.
    *head explodes during orgasm*
    Guy: Boom, headshot!

    heh, porn.
    =(

    Thats not funny. Thats just gross...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goshi View Post
    You're right. There's never any crime for making jokes about sex.

    Though I do avoid talking in public since my way of thinking tends to scare people
    Unless of course you make it about what you're going to do to that girl once you're alone.

    Then the police get involved.

    And then you get laid.

    By your new cellmate bubba, who also happens to be a pervert.

    And then your ass gets ripped open from frequent shower rape.

    You shit blood for a month.

    And eventually spend frequent time on the internet because of fear of going back.

    Not that I know what that's like.

    Just, y'know, a friend.

    scares people eh? Kinky.

    Quote Originally Posted by Goshi
    =(

    Thats not funny. Thats just gross...
    It's funny if you have the right pictures.

    All big eyed and stuff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goshi View Post
    Though I do avoid talking in public since my way of thinking tends to scare people
    Mine does too. Sometimes I don't say much, but if someone is just being annoying then I will unload some wisdom on them. And if I feel like freaking out the local private school kids that are really sheltered I just have to speak my mind. A friend and I actually made a girl cry.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    You guy are welcome anytime We have bowling and Steak & Shake. Bring beer. I like beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
    Mine does too. Sometimes I don't say much, but if someone is just being annoying then I will unload some wisdom on them. And if I feel like freaking out the local private school kids that are really sheltered I just have to speak my mind. A friend and I actually made a girl cry.
    Pics plz.

    What? I have a crying fetish.

    It's nothing to be ashamed of.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Omega Weapon View Post
    Pics plz.

    What? I have a crying fetish.

    It's nothing to be ashamed of.
    That because when they're sad their attacks tend miss often which gives you chance to use Life Noodles on your partner to revive them and then strike.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goshi View Post
    That because when they're sad their attacks tend miss often which gives you chance to use Life Noodles on your partner to revive them and then strike.
    Why would I revive my partner?

    Oh, and necrophilia fetish.

    ...

    everything gets me off.

    I have no off switch. Seriously.

    Hell I'm masturbating as we speak read.

    I've said too much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Omega Weapon View Post
    Why would I revive my partner?

    Oh, and necrophilia fetish.
    Exactly :heyhey:

    ...

    I've been waiting to make a good post for the Smiley for too long.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Omega Weapon View Post
    Pics plz.

    What? I have a crying fetish.

    It's nothing to be ashamed of.
    I only know where to find one picture of her and it is small.


    I can't get bigger because she refuses to befriend me on facebook. She told me that the next time she sees me she is going to kick me in the balls. Now that is something that I am looking foward to! :heyhey:
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    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
    I only know where to find one picture of her and it is small.


    I can't get bigger because she refuses to befriend me on facebook. She told me that the next time she sees me she is going to kick me in the balls. Now that is something that I am looking foward to! :heyhey:
    I'd do her.

    I uh, think

    *squints*

    yeah, probably.

    I'd wear a cup. Can't risk damaging the goods.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Omega Weapon View Post
    I'd do her.

    I uh, think

    *squints*

    yeah, probably.

    I'd wear a cup. Can't risk damaging the goods.
    I would have my way with her too. The thing is, if she ever saw anything naked, including herself, she would cry. Wait, that would make the sex much much much funner.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by strongbad View Post
    I would have my way with her too. The thing is, if she ever saw anything naked, including herself, she would cry. Wait, that would make the sex much much much funner.
    do her in the dark.

    Or better yet, streak the next big party she attends.

    Just make sure it ain't cold, otherwise that plan will backfire.

    Also, cover any gross disfiguring scars. Unless they're sexy scars, those are cool.

    Chicks dig those.

    And make sure any weird tattoos are covered. The text you have tattood over your dick so they'll have something to read during a BJ is fine though. Especially if they have to get REALLY close to read it. Unless they're blond, they just tend to choke. Or they can't read it. Either way, it's just trouble.

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