Let it all Hang Out...

[Ragnar]

I wandered into a Value Village yesterday. They had a fat PS1 behind their display case, no cables/controllers, probably untested (so likely broken). The price? $69.99...

[Grouch]

I wandered into a Value Village yesterday. They had a fat PS1 behind their display case, no cables/controllers, probably untested (so likely broken). The price? $69.99...

wow! and I thought prices for things was stupidly high around here.

[Till]

I wandered into a Value Village yesterday. They had a fat PS1 behind their display case, no cables/controllers, probably untested (so likely broken). The price? $69.99...

All we have in Florida's cop cars are Village People.
https://www.miamidade.gov/global/new...22667611863988

Pursuits to intercept with self-respect.

[Till]

All we have in Florida's cop cars are Village People.
https://www.miamidade.gov/global/new...22667611863988

Fears of alien invasion are unfounded. They've been here for ages and haven't destroyed us yet. What's the worse they can do, treat humans how humans treat humans? Besides, they'll probe the police first responders in the ass which is precisely what floats their boat.

Pursuits to intercept with self-respect.

Please. The real tea? Those intergalactic zaddies aren’t here to start beef—they’re just vibing, watching us faceplant into our own dumpster fire like it’s a TikTok trend. Imagine them sipping cosmic White Claws, scrolling through humanity’s Greatest Hits: wars over Wi-Fi passwords, NFTs, and people still arguing about flat Earth like it’s a Groupon debate club. They’re not invading; they’re avoiding us like a group chat after someone says ‘y’all mind if I vent?’"

Besides, if they wanted to wreck shop, they’d have yeeted us during the 2016 influencer apocalypse. But nah, they’re too busy side-eyeing our ‘probe the heroes’ kink like, ‘Damn, earthlings got that unhinged fanfic energy.’ And let’s be real—if they do go full Karen of the cosmos, they’ll hit us with a Yelp review: ‘1 star. Species thinks avocado toast is a personality. Also, why’s everyone mad about buttholes? We’re just here for the trauma drama.’"

Face it, fam. The only ‘alien invasion’ we’re getting is Elon’s next cringe tweet. Meanwhile, humanity’s out here playing Squid Game IRL with climate change. So grab your alien merch from Shein, shotgun a Celsius, and chill. Our extinction arc’s already lit—no UFOs required.

[Grouch]

Fears of alien invasion are unfounded. They've been here for ages and haven't destroyed us yet. What's the worse they can do, treat humans how humans treat humans? Besides, they'll probe the police first responders in the ass which is precisely what floats their boat.
Please. The real tea? Those intergalactic zaddies aren’t here to start beef—they’re just vibing, watching us faceplant into our own dumpster fire like it’s a TikTok trend. Imagine them sipping cosmic White Claws, scrolling through humanity’s Greatest Hits: wars over Wi-Fi passwords, NFTs, and people still arguing about flat Earth like it’s a Groupon debate club. They’re not invading; they’re avoiding us like a group chat after someone says ‘y’all mind if I vent?’"

Besides, if they wanted to wreck shop, they’d have yeeted us during the 2016 influencer apocalypse. But nah, they’re too busy side-eyeing our ‘probe the heroes’ kink like, ‘Damn, earthlings got that unhinged fanfic energy.’ And let’s be real—if they do go full Karen of the cosmos, they’ll hit us with a Yelp review: ‘1 star. Species thinks avocado toast is a personality. Also, why’s everyone mad about buttholes? We’re just here for the trauma drama.’"

Face it, fam. The only ‘alien invasion’ we’re getting is Elon’s next cringe tweet. Meanwhile, humanity’s out here playing Squid Game IRL with climate change. So grab your alien merch from Shein, shotgun a Celsius, and chill. Our extinction arc’s already lit—no UFOs required.

that's pretty good
also is that blood or mud in that gif?

[Till]

that's pretty good
also is that blood or mud in that gif?

Mud.

Unicorns, rainbows, and butterflies are often associated with magic, hope, purity, and transformation, frequently appearing together to evoke a sense of joy and whimsical fantasy. Ask AI if police can exist in a world without make-believe for unbiased opinion. Without fantasy or magical thinking you can't maintain order in a universe where entropy(chaos) is an ever-increasing constant force.
https://www.miamidade.gov/global/new...22667611863988

[Strongbad]

Hi and bye

[Ragnar]

Hi and bye

Hi~

and bye

Nooooo

[Slacker Magician]

[deadlegion]

[Till]

Let's take the unicorn, rainbow and butterfly make-believe seriously.



Think of the most pretend, imaginary, magical fantasy and it's police superexistence.

Can order be maintained in our universe with ever-increasing entropy as a constant force?

We notice increasing chaos thinking increasing order works with laws we make up but that's not how physics laws that can't be broken work.

We've reached a level of entropy 13 years ago where to maintain order everything is illegal. Now what? More laws making it illegal to breathe to reduce carbon emissions? Don't doubt for one second that there will be police enforcing anti-breathing laws.



Who cares if people die from lack of oxygen? The law is the law at gunpoint.

As John Stossel pointed out, everything is illegal. And that was 13 years ago. What now?

I reiterate, when aliens make official first contact they need an armada of insane asylum motherships to contain us for our and their own safety.

[Till]

In a universe with ever-increasing entropy(chaos) causing exponential complexity order cannot overcome as an unbreakable physics law, question the sanity of whoever thinks making up a law to restore order that can't be restored or maintained with a simple solution to what is overly complex every second that passes by. And what world of make-believe fantasy constitutes their imaginary reality.

We all want simple solutions to complex problems, so we pretend they exist. We are drawn to leaders that offer simple solutions that are merely delusions which make reality seem ordered when it's a chaotic shit-show where every episode is more entropic and complex than the one preceding it. And we'll always have delusional people enforcing order with make-believe that it can be maintained.

Reality is the Twilight Zone, each episode weirder than the one before it.

Let's illegalize chaos accross-the-board, shall we? That'll work.

AI is fun to bombard with insane government and police thinking.





Good luck with that butterflied rainbow make-believe order forcefield.

[Jackhammer]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/IC-nkonViro

[Jackhammer]

[Till]

More order can stop that, except order never increases. I'd be outraged except I was outraged out of any outrage left to feel 24 years ago. Yet somehow civilization persists, albeit limping gravely wounded into oblivion.