Let it all Hang Out...

[Grouch]

Can't pronounce 'nuclear' with launch codes, not scary thought. That's not terrifying. It sure is hilarious in a Fallout sardonic parody way. Dubya, real-life Vault-Boy mascot.



Shame there won't be any WWIII propaganda unless it's pre-emptive.

Everything in life is relative, actions with equal and opposite reactions. Except for nukes we can't react to after disintegration aside from becoming nuclear shadow reactions. And you can't tell the fuckers with launch codes "choke to death on a dick"afterward therefore it's an ahead of time and for the record before history ends.

as far as I'm concerned if we can't tell them after then we can tell them now. to anyone in the government or works for them can go fucking choke on a big fat one *raises middle finger*

[Grouch]

anyway version 0.3 of my mod is up. I was thinking about starting the next part today but I'm a little burned out and still thinking about how I want to design it besides I have to get around to vacuuming today.

[Till]

anyway version 0.3 of my mod is up. I was thinking about starting the next part today but I'm a little burned out and still thinking about how I want to design it besides I have to get around to vacuuming today.

Let's take the version of Reality 2.0 world war three propaganda seriously. Comey did was he's being accused of because he wanted to toss salad in prison as Faggot Buttock Insemination director.




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[Till]

Let's take the 8647 world war three propaganda seriously.

[Grouch]

I keep looking at pinball machines one ebay. I thought about getting a new pinball game for pc but I don't care for anything made by zen and I currently have fx3 installed. I also have pinball arcade season 1-7 pro installed this one I like I just would like a few more tables that were left out like ace high, strikes and spares, jive time(I think that's the name) there's another by williams but I can't remember the name of it there are lots more too.

[Till]

I keep looking at pinball machines one ebay. I thought about getting a new pinball game for pc but I don't care for anything made by zen and I currently have fx3 installed. I also have pinball arcade season 1-7 pro installed this one I like I just would like a few more tables that were left out like ace high, strikes and spares, jive time(I think that's the name) there's another by williams but I can't remember the name of it there are lots more too.

Pinbot for NES is fun but has an oddball mapper and won't work on every emulator.

[Grouch]

Pinbot for NES is fun but has an oddball mapper and won't work on every emulator.

I got the original cart of that I haven't played it in a long time or any of my nes games. as for emus I think it works on fceu I'll have to check.
just tested it and it works perfect on FCEUMM

[Till]

I got the original cart of that I haven't played it in a long time or any of my nes games. as for emus I think it works on fceu I'll have to check.
just tested it and it works perfect on FCEUMM

I had an ex-girlfriend who is so good at pinball that she has to stop playing because it's an endless session. It's interesting at first to watch but then you have to ask yourself what the point is. I'm not as good at pinball as her but after so much pinball I got pinballed into oblivion. Seriously, she is supreme goddess of pinball.

Also, she's a 3 out of 10 nerd but a sorceress at pinball and video games which makes her sexy to me. Only person regardless of gender that could beat me in Street Fighter games. And she can't beat me in chess but few people can. Her thing is superhuman hand-eye coordination which isn't used in chess.

Side note, I was never able to beat her at Soul Calibur for some reason. In a 3D fighting game you can't beat her it seems. That was her trash talking activity. It's like, hey you're getting your ass handed to you by a girl and she rubs it in the whole time.

[Till]

The best WW3 propaganda this side of the nuclear wasteland.

https://nypost.com/2025/05/16/us-new...assassination/




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[Till]

The best WW3 propaganda this side of the nuclear wasteland.

https://nypost.com/2025/05/16/us-new...assassination/




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All of humanity isn't being threatened by the ICBMs pointed at everyone on the planet and only the unthreatened with bunkers feel threatened. Sapient nomenclature hubris.

The unwashed masses can disintegrate but the crybabies with launch codes don't care to join them. See how that works? Care to join us, omnicidal inhuman assholes?

[Grouch]

I had an ex-girlfriend who is so good at pinball that she has to stop playing because it's an endless session. It's interesting at first to watch but then you have to ask yourself what the point is. I'm not as good at pinball as her but after so much pinball I got pinballed into oblivion. Seriously, she is supreme goddess of pinball.

Also, she's a 3 out of 10 nerd but a sorceress at pinball and video games which makes her sexy to me. Only person regardless of gender that could beat me in Street Fighter games. And she can't beat me in chess but few people can. Her thing is superhuman hand-eye coordination which isn't used in chess.

Side note, I was never able to beat her at Soul Calibur for some reason. In a 3D fighting game you can't beat her it seems. That was her trash talking activity. It's like, hey you're getting your ass handed to you by a girl and she rubs it in the whole time.

sounds like a fun person

[Till]

sounds like a fun person

Yes, she is. And a freak in bed. But she was too demanding and wanted perfection from me when nobody's perfect and she certainly isn't. So I left her.

[Till]

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/04/21/u...proposals.html



[Enters nightclub and takes the stage on amateur night]

(Surveying the crowd)

Alright, you magnificent bastards, settle the fuck down. I've been thinking about relationships lately. Or, more accurately, the absolute, unmitigated, festering clusterfuck they've devolved into. And yeah, I mean "fuck." Because sometimes, folks, the only word that truly encapsulates the cosmic absurdity of our existence is a good, hard "fuck."

(A slow, deliberate pace across the stage, a hand gesturing dismissively)

Used to be simple, right? Caveman grunts, a club, maybe a shared woolly mammoth steak. Boy meets girl. Boy says, "You got big, strong shoulders, good for carrying my fucking firewood." Girl says, "You look like you can outrun a goddamn saber-toothed tiger, so I'm less likely to get eaten by some prehistoric asshole." Boom. Babies. Gene pool. Done. No fucking dating apps. No goddamn "emotional labor" charts. Just survival and a vaguely consenting grunt.

(maybe winking at the camera or pointing at an imaginary audience member)

Now? Now, it's like we've all been handed a user manual written by a committee of self-help gurus high on kale smoothies, TikTok influencers sniffing their own farts, and a particularly aggressive HR department with a vendetta against genuine human connection. And none of the goddamn pages match! Hey, you in the front row, with the slightly panicked look, you just got out of a relationship where you were told you were both "too emotionally constipated" and "too much of a clingy fuck-up." Didn't you? Don't lie to me. My fourth wall senses are tingling.

Let's talk about the women first. Bless their complicated, beautiful, often infuriating souls. They want a man who's...

(counts on fingers, exaggerating the ridiculousness)

...a sensitive, emotionally available rock. Who can openly weep at a goddamn ASPCA commercial, but also instantly fix a blown fuse while simultaneously closing a multi-million dollar corporate takeover. He's gotta be a feminist ally, but also open doors and pay for dinner without being asked, because apparently, gender equality only applies to the check. He needs to be a confident alpha, but not a dominating asshole. A hilarious conversationalist, but also a stoic listener who never interrupts. Oh, and he has to look like a goddamn Abercrombie model who somehow also doesn't spend too much time in the gym, because that's "vain."

(Shakes head slowly, muttering)

It's like they're looking for a fucking unicorn that also bakes artisanal sourdough and can bench-press a Honda.

And you know what? We try! We actually fucking try! We're out here watching goddamn Rom-Coms for "emotional intelligence" tips, doing squats until our ass looks like a Pixar character's, just so we can reach the top shelf and look good doing it, and trying to figure out if holding a door open is "chivalrous" or "a subtle form of patriarchal micro-aggression." It's a goddamn minefield out there, folks! A gender-specific minefield where the mines are made of impossible, unspoken expectations and a complete lack of common fucking sense!

But hold on, fellas. Wipe that smug look off your faces. We are not innocent in this shit-show. Let's talk about what some men are looking for.

They want a woman who's naturally stunning, but totally "low maintenance." Like, she wakes up looking like a Victoria's Secret model who just rolled out of a dumpster, and then proceeds to do zero hair, zero makeup, and still be perfect. She's gotta be an independent, fire-breathing powerhouse with her own career, but also willing to drop everything to nurture his fragile ego and cook him a fucking steak after his "hard day at the office" which mostly consisted of arguing with strangers on Twitter.

Oh, and she needs to be a goddamn tiger in the sheets, but a nun in the streets. Because apparently, the ideal woman is a Venn diagram where one circle is "unbridled sexual passion that only exists for my pleasure" and the other is "absolutely no sexual history whatsoever." Good fucking luck with that, you clueless bastards. You're trying to find someone who's both a librarian and a firecracker, but only on your goddamn schedule.

It's ridiculous! It's absolutely fucking ludicrous! We've taken the most fundamental human drive – connection, procreation, the very thing that keeps our stupid species going – and we've loaded it down with so much impossible baggage, so much self-help jargon, so many curated social media ideals, that it's become...

...unsustainable. A complete and utter fuck-up.

And you know what the REAL fucked up part is? We're all in this goddamn lifeboat together, sinking slower than a snail on tranquilizers, bailing water with a goddamn colander, while screaming at each other about who's not holding their bucket right! It's like watching a real-life reality show where everyone loses!

So yeah. I've thought about it. I've considered the future. The declining birth rates. The endless, exhausting chaos. The sheer futility of it all. And I've come to a conclusion.

No amount of supernaturally good sex... is worth that kind of co-parenting bullshit.

(shoots himself in the head immortally)

[Grouch]

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/04/21/u...proposals.html



[Enters nightclub and takes the stage on amateur night]

not sure why it didn't(and isn't) quote the quote.
deadpool is so fucking right here it's not even funny.

[Till]

not sure why it didn't(and isn't) quote the quote.
deadpool is so fucking right here it's not even funny.

I've read too many Deadpool comics and realize men are just as fucked as women bringing past baggage into new relationships with unrealistic expectations being too demanding of one another, with a few like me who don't expect perfection because nobody's perfect starting with myself. Deadpool is most likely fed up with the relationship clusterfuck we're experiencing through cosmic awareness of our reality and can perform an entire monologue addressing all the readers in the audience breaking the 4th wall whether he's right or not. Because yes he's batshit but our unrealistic society is delusional and he's the sane one. Sort of like how shrinks have to be insane to relate with crazy people.