Let it all Hang Out...

[Grouch]

so i was curious about the weather tonight and checked looks like we have some severe weather coming we already have tornado watches out. hopefully we don't lose power tonight.

[Till]

snowman. and now I want to play minecraft

[Deadpool playing Mortal Kombat as Sub-Zero, Skeletor as Scorpion]

SKELETOR: HAH! TAKE THAT, YOU SCARRED BALLSACK IN A RED ONESIE! ANOTHER FATALITY FOR THE PRINCE OF PAIN! You call that a combo?! I’ve seen blind toddlers play with more finesse, and at least they don't smell like old taco meat and desperation!

DEADPOOL: Pfft, relax, Skeletitty. Just cause you finally managed to press more than two buttons in a row doesn't mean you're fucking Daigo. You're like a bony grandma mashing the remote because Judge Judy won't come on.

SKELETOR: INSOLENT MERCENARY TWAT! The only thing you're judging is how many chimichangas you can deepthroat before your colon files a restraining order!

DEADPOOL: Yeah yeah, big words for a dude who looks like a Halloween decoration that never got put away. Don't get cocky, Skeletits. You're two button mashes away from throwing that controller like its He-Man's jockstrap.

SKELETOR: YOU DARE MOCK ME?! I will SHOVE THIS CONTROLLER so far up your ass you'll be pressing X to doubt your life choices! You may have a mouth, Wade, but I have a legacy of villainous rage and a membership at Emuparadise! PREPARE TO BE DIGITALLY DISEMBOWELED!

DEADPOOL: Legacy? Bro, you've been getting your ass kicked by a blonde himbo for forty fuckin' years. I'd call that a legacy of losing. The only disembowelment happening is you getting gutted emotionally when I flawless you next round.

SKELETOR: OH, YOU FLACCID WORM OF WASTED DNA! I'M GONNA RIP OUT YOUR SPINE THROUGH YOUR NOSE-HOLES AND STRING IT LIKE FUCKIN’ CHRISTMAS LIGHTS! TASTE MY UNHOLY WRATH!

(Scorpion lands a brutal finishing move. Deadpool drops the controller.)

DEADPOOL: ...Okay, okay, you win. But only 'cause I was distracted by your horrendous laugh. Sounded like a hyena trying to pass a kidney stone.

SKELETOR: MUAHAHAHAHA! INSULT ME ALL YOU WANT, YOU CRIMSON CROTCH-GOBLIN! VICTORY IS MINE! NOW GET ME A FUCKING SLUSHIE BEFORE I COMBO YOUR SOUL INTO THE NOOB AFTERLIFE!

[Skeletor laughs like a deranged bagpipe, Deadpool flips him off and heads to the fridge.]

[Till]

so i was curious about the weather tonight and checked looks like we have some severe weather coming we already have tornado watches out. hopefully we don't lose power tonight.

Yes, hope is the only reason to survive an apocalypse only to end up dead in the end anyway. Which is why procreating nuclear shadows is a hot topic these days.



We can only go to the well of hope a finite number of days before it runs bone dry.

[Grouch]

[Deadpool playing Mortal Kombat as Sub-Zero, Skeletor as Scorpion]

SKELETOR: HAH! TAKE THAT, YOU SCARRED BALLSACK IN A RED ONESIE! ANOTHER FATALITY FOR THE PRINCE OF PAIN! You call that a combo?! I’ve seen blind toddlers play with more finesse, and at least they don't smell like old taco meat and desperation!

DEADPOOL: Pfft, relax, Skeletitty. Just cause you finally managed to press more than two buttons in a row doesn't mean you're fucking Daigo. You're like a bony grandma mashing the remote because Judge Judy won't come on.

SKELETOR: INSOLENT MERCENARY TWAT! The only thing you're judging is how many chimichangas you can deepthroat before your colon files a restraining order!

DEADPOOL: Yeah yeah, big words for a dude who looks like a Halloween decoration that never got put away. Don't get cocky, Skeletits. You're two button mashes away from throwing that controller like its He-Man's jockstrap.

SKELETOR: YOU DARE MOCK ME?! I will SHOVE THIS CONTROLLER so far up your ass you'll be pressing X to doubt your life choices! You may have a mouth, Wade, but I have a legacy of villainous rage and a membership at Emuparadise! PREPARE TO BE DIGITALLY DISEMBOWELED!

DEADPOOL: Legacy? Bro, you've been getting your ass kicked by a blonde himbo for forty fuckin' years. I'd call that a legacy of losing. The only disembowelment happening is you getting gutted emotionally when I flawless you next round.

SKELETOR: OH, YOU FLACCID WORM OF WASTED DNA! I'M GONNA RIP OUT YOUR SPINE THROUGH YOUR NOSE-HOLES AND STRING IT LIKE FUCKIN’ CHRISTMAS LIGHTS! TASTE MY UNHOLY WRATH!

(Scorpion lands a brutal finishing move. Deadpool drops the controller.)

DEADPOOL: ...Okay, okay, you win. But only 'cause I was distracted by your horrendous laugh. Sounded like a hyena trying to pass a kidney stone.

SKELETOR: MUAHAHAHAHA! INSULT ME ALL YOU WANT, YOU CRIMSON CROTCH-GOBLIN! VICTORY IS MINE! NOW GET ME A FUCKING SLUSHIE BEFORE I COMBO YOUR SOUL INTO THE NOOB AFTERLIFE!

[Skeletor laughs like a deranged bagpipe, Deadpool flips him off and heads to the fridge.]

Yes, hope is the only reason to survive an apocalypse only to end up dead in the end anyway. Which is why procreating nuclear shadows is a hot topic these days.

power did flicker out and has been flickering a bit here and there was 1 confirmed touch down in a county south east of here. there may have been one in a or near the town west of here but the power went out before I heard.
but as fucking usual the NWS is slow and useless and the local new is like fucking retarded headless chickens running around this is why I fucking hate this shit happening at night.

[Grouch]

anyway might try to get a little sleep in before my usual wake up time.

[Till]

power did flicker out and has been flickering a bit here and there was 1 confirmed touch down in a county south east of here. there may have been one in a or near the town west of here but the power went out before I heard.
but as fucking usual the NWS is slow and useless and the local new is like fucking retarded headless chickens running around this is why I fucking hate this shit happening at night.

'We can only go to the well of hope a finite number of days before it runs bone dry.'

The insidiousness of Democrats is having turned hope into a liberal catchphrase that the opposing party must differentiate from as despair because every topic must take the opposite position in a two party system and there should be a third party that cuntpunts both types of polarized extremists in their general crotch direction.

Republicans just need to convince people to hope and they'll breed.

https://www.buzzfeed.com/alannavagia...i-similarities



We need hopeful messages everyone can get behind, not money.

[Till]

[Deadpool playing Mortal Kombat as Sub-Zero, Skeletor as Scorpion]

SKELETOR: HAH! TAKE THAT, YOU SCARRED BALLSACK IN A RED ONESIE! ANOTHER FATALITY FOR THE PRINCE OF PAIN! You call that a combo?! I’ve seen blind toddlers play with more finesse, and at least they don't smell like old taco meat and desperation!

DEADPOOL: Pfft, relax, Skeletitty. Just cause you finally managed to press more than two buttons in a row doesn't mean you're fucking Daigo. You're like a bony grandma mashing the remote because Judge Judy won't come on.

SKELETOR: INSOLENT MERCENARY TWAT! The only thing you're judging is how many chimichangas you can deepthroat before your colon files a restraining order!

DEADPOOL: Yeah yeah, big words for a dude who looks like a Halloween decoration that never got put away. Don't get cocky, Skeletits. You're two button mashes away from throwing that controller like its He-Man's jockstrap.

SKELETOR: YOU DARE MOCK ME?! I will SHOVE THIS CONTROLLER so far up your ass you'll be pressing X to doubt your life choices! You may have a mouth, Wade, but I have a legacy of villainous rage and a membership at Emuparadise! PREPARE TO BE DIGITALLY DISEMBOWELED!

DEADPOOL: Legacy? Bro, you've been getting your ass kicked by a blonde himbo for forty fuckin' years. I'd call that a legacy of losing. The only disembowelment happening is you getting gutted emotionally when I flawless you next round.

SKELETOR: OH, YOU FLACCID WORM OF WASTED DNA! I'M GONNA RIP OUT YOUR SPINE THROUGH YOUR NOSE-HOLES AND STRING IT LIKE FUCKIN’ CHRISTMAS LIGHTS! TASTE MY UNHOLY WRATH!

(Scorpion lands a brutal finishing move. Deadpool drops the controller.)

DEADPOOL: ...Okay, okay, you win. But only 'cause I was distracted by your horrendous laugh. Sounded like a hyena trying to pass a kidney stone.

SKELETOR: MUAHAHAHAHA! INSULT ME ALL YOU WANT, YOU CRIMSON CROTCH-GOBLIN! VICTORY IS MINE! NOW GET ME A FUCKING SLUSHIE BEFORE I COMBO YOUR SOUL INTO THE NOOB AFTERLIFE!

[Skeletor laughs like a deranged bagpipe, Deadpool flips him off and heads to the fridge.]

There should not be limits set by franchise intellectual property in Deadpool comics and participating franchises receiving royalties. Why? Because it's unclear if Deadpool is hallucinating with cosmic awareness when he breaks the fourth wall and he's aware of other franchises as well as our pop culture. Would be so funny readers have an aneurysm pissing and shitting themselves laughing.

[Till]

anyway might try to get a little sleep in before my usual wake up time.

Noobs don't get the crossover jokes.

[deadlegion]

You misspelt crossdressing.

[Slacker Magician]

My balls are out...

too much?

Croquet ?

[Grouch]

[Grouch]

just found out there's a super mario bros full size pinball table that's actually cool. if I had the money and space I'd love to have one(not necessarily the mario one)

[Till]

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[Grouch]

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