How the Chipotle Point System Works

[smithguy]

The Chipotle point system is part of its rewards program, where customers earn 10 points for every $1 spent on eligible purchases, either in-store or online. Once you collect 1,250 points, you can redeem them for a free entrée like a burrito, bowl, or tacos. Points can also be used for other rewards like drinks, sides, or exclusive merchandise when available. Chipotle sometimes offers bonus point challenges or extra points for trying new menu items, helping you earn rewards faster.

[Ragnar]

That's cool, but what about the McDonald's reward system?

[deadlegion]

Will this system reduce the amount of blood passed?

[Ragnar]

No. The system is used to obtain free food, so it will only increase blood loss.

Edit: Oh, there's the spambot payload. Edited in overnight, as if we aren't looking.

[Slacker Magician]

I would like infinite points for free.

[Till]

I would like infinite points for free.

Then you'd have to be a feminist female who wants equality yet expects men to pay for meals on dates if you want to get paid to eat. Women have it all figured out, free food and free dick. Because their pussy's value is not equal to a cock's, sex and food being biological necessities women are guaranteed and men can go without.

Perhaps it's cultural innuendo, oldest profession and whoring lite. Vestigial remnants of a bygone bitchcraft era, a trad gold mine betwixt legs. Cuntspelunking, anyone?

[Ragnar]

I would like infinite points for free.

But the points are just for Chipotle, what would you do with the infinite points?

[Till]

But the points are just for Chipotle, what would you do with the infinite points?

Invite aliens that sell us as Dollar Menu McHuman sandwiches while supplies last.

[deadlegion]

I would like infinite blood for free.

Then you'd have to be ... female

~ *fart*

[Till]

~ *fart*

Cheer up mate, we'll be shrimp on the barbie tucker and plenty to eat.




You know what the difference in advancement between Type 3 civilizations on the Kardashev scale advanced enough to visit Earth and us at Type Zero is? Michio Kaku explains alien contact as 'Let's say however you go down to the ants.'.

Let's not taste well.

[deadlegion]

Cheer up mate, we'll be shrimp on the barbie tucker and plenty to eat.




You know what the difference in advancement between Type 3 civilizations on the Kardashev scale advanced enough to visit Earth and us at Type Zero is? Michio Kaku explains alien contact as 'Let's say however you go down to the ants.'.

Let's not taste well.

It's all good mate I was just joking around

[Slacker Magician]

But the points are just for Chipotle, what would you do with the infinite points?

Unlimited farts for free ?

[Ragnar]

Unlimited farts for free ?

Ohh, so you could heat your house in the winter

[Till]

"So we cooked my son and ate him. The next day I said to her, ‘Give up your son so we may eat him,’ but she had hidden him.” (2 Kings 6:29)

This is how the system works.

"Sell the kids for food." ~ Kurt Cobain

[deadlegion]

Unlimited farts for free ?

If you wait you'll get that for free eventually anyway, along with other "issues"