https://slate.com/culture/2025/05/ca...ad-monkey.html
"An immense sunny toilet where millions of tourists flush their money."
Go shit someplace else.Tourist pests should fuck where they belong.
https://www.google.com/search?q=spring+break+chaos
As for Southern hospitality, it's automatic here until you take advantage of it as an inhospitable Northern invasion force rampaging in Florida.
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