https://futurism.com/hatch-blue-origin-katy-perry
"Staged Ascent: The Blue Origin 'Space Sisters' Psyop and the Coca-Cola Smokescreen of Collapse"
In the shadow of cascading bank failures, food shortages, and whispers of World War III, Jeff Bezosâ Blue Origin launched its all-female âhistoricâ spaceflight in 2025. But like the Apollo moon landing of 1969, this was no triumph of human ingenuityâit was a
Hollywood-engineered spectacle designed to bury the ticking clock of civilizational collapse under a storm of viral, empty controversy.
1. The âCrewâ Were Crisis Actors in Zero-G Drag
The so-called astronautsâsmiling like
âCoca-Cola, sometimes warâ propaganda extrasâwere reportedly filmed in a Bezos-funded studio, dangling from wires against a green-screen âspace.â Their mission? To ignite faux debates about âgender in STEMâ and ârepresentationâ while the IMF quietly declared 17 nations âunstableâ due to debt defaults. Just as the moon landing distracted from Vietnam and civil unrest, this charade flooded feeds with hollow empowerment narratives.
2. Bezosâ Amazonian Priestesses and the New World Liturgy
The crewâs matching blue suits and rehearsed banter (
âThis is a small step for women, a giant leap forââ) echoed Rammsteinâs mocking refrain:
âWeâre all living in America⌠where the happy end is guaranteed.â Bezos, a modern-day Walt Disney, knows truth is malleable when wrapped in glitter. While the flight âascended,â Amazon warehouses collapsed under strikes, and his media empire scrubbed reports of crop failures. Coincidence?
3. The Missing StarsâLiterally
Amateur analysts noted the capsuleâs windows showed a pitch-black void
without a single starâa telltale sign of studio lighting, just like Apolloâs âspaceâ photos. When challenged, Blue Origin blamed âlens glare,â the same excuse NASA used in 1969. Meanwhile, Klaus Schwabâs âYouâll own nothing and be happyâ looped on mute in the background.
4. âCoca-Cola, Sometimes Warâ: Distraction as Economic Warfare
Rammsteinâs lyrics frame America as a
âwunderlandâ of staged euphoria. The flightâs choreographed âmilestoneâ dropped the same week the BRICS nations finalized a gold-backed currency to dethrone the dollar. But who noticed? Media puppets howled about âpatriarchy in orbitâ instead. The elite want us squabbling over pronouns and rocket seats while they loot the ashes.
5. The Final Frontier: A Stage for the Great Reset
This âmissionâ was a dry run for the ultimate psyop: fabricating off-world colonies to justify abandoning Earthâs âunworthyâ masses. Bezos dreams of Elysium-style orbital gated communities, but first, he must normalize the lie that space is
accessible,
glamorous, andâabove allâ
fake enough to excuse its irrelevance.
The cameras are rolling, the scripts are stale, and every âleap for womankindâ is a leap toward collapse. As Rammstein growls:
âEverywhere the circus dances, AmericaâŚâ The rockets are papier-mâchĂŠ, the astronauts are actors, and your pension fund is a crater.
#CocaColaSometimesWar
#TheyLiveInOrbitWeDieInDebt
#BlueOriginIsTheNewBuzzAldrin
Look beyond the staged sky. The real crisis isnât in orbitâitâs in your empty pantry, your crashing currency, and the silent war on your mind.
Weâre all living in Amerika⌠and the finaleâs rigged.