The Elmdor-Appreciation-Out - Number of practitioners: one.

[Till]

The first stage of official contact with aliens is a fleet of insane asylum motherships and a global abduction of all humans for our own safety.

[Till]

The first stage of official contact with aliens is a fleet of insane asylum motherships and a global abduction of all humans for our own safety.

Fallout Miami needs download and installation but with Trump back in office the nuclear war with China is real and the raiders are following his lead out of Mar-A-Lago raider base in real-time with graphics so realistic they're real with no PC required.

https://www.gamingbible.com/news/pla...19205-20250410



This place is all touristy and shit. Welcome to Florida, now get the fuck out.

[Till]

https://www.thedailybeast.com/state-...tian-staffers/

"President Trump will not tolerate this abuse of government and is taking action to ensure that any unlawful and improper anti-Christian conduct, policies or practices are identified, terminated, and rectified."

Yes, not going around killing people is improper anti-Christian conduct(Luke 19:27).



Either you're a True Christian™ by following all of Jesus' commandments or you're anti-Christian. You can't pick and choose.

Unchristian conduct will not be tolerated.

"Do not suppose that I have come to bring peace to the Earth. I did not come to bring peace, but a sword." (Matthew 10:34)

“A curse on anyone who is lax in doing the Lord's work! A curse on anyone who keeps their sword from bloodshed!" (Jeremiah 48:10)

[Slacker Magician]

someone should be getting investigated over this shit.

I believe congress/senate are conveniently immune to "insider trading".

[Till]

I believe congress/senate are conveniently immune to "insider trading".

Government is a corrupt den of thieves, politics is about who gets robbed by taxes and elections are about who does the stealing.

[Slacker Magician]

The public face while they carry on .

[Till]

The public face while they carry on .

A standardized D&D 'politician' build is a Lawful Evil Rogue/Cleric/Ranger. Main function is to steal and lie with Skill Focus(Bluff) feat, secondary is to justify wrongdoing with religion and third is to pick which races are hated.

[Till]

Yes, humans belonging to the animal kingdom are stupid and make out a list of animals not endangered by ICBMs pointed at everyone and everything on the planet. A perfect argument to not care about what happens to humans that don't care about animals. We'll de-extinct humans with robots that use GMO monkeys to make apes that look like humans and call them humans so let's nuke all humans.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-...-species-list/



Domain:
Eukaryota
Kingdom:
Animalia
Phylum:
Chordata
Class:
Mammalia
Order:
Primates
Suborder:
Haplorhini
Infraorder:
Simiiformes
Family:
Hominidae
Subfamily:
Homininae
Tribe:
Hominini
Genus:
Homo
Species:
H. sapiens

It’s time to fundamentally change how we think about species conservation. Going forward, we must celebrate removals from the endangered list—not additions. The only thing we’d like to see go extinct is the need for an endangered species list to exist.

*points nukes at everyone and everything in the animal kingdom not endangered*

Humans are not an endangered species, because, you know, we're making a list that says so sapiently. Einstein is smartest among us, invented nukes. 'Genius'.



Our sapient nomenclature is not unfathomable hubris.

https://thebulletin.org/doomsday-clock/

[Till]

"Nobody else should be burying their families because these rogue, rich, white, racist people continue to build projects that are suffocating us."

No no, Elon Musk wants all the world's money killing everyone without it indiscriminately whether you're white, black, brown, red, yellow, green or blue.

https://futurism.com/elon-musk-memph...gal-generators

[Grouch]

"Nobody else should be burying their families because these rogue, rich, white, racist people continue to build projects that are suffocating us."

No no, Elon Musk wants all the world's money killing everyone without it indiscriminately whether you're white, black, brown, red, yellow, green or blue.

https://futurism.com/elon-musk-memph...gal-generators

wonder how much it'd cost to have him killed and no I couldn't ever possibly afford it.

[Grouch]

got a gaming related question here. are the wireless dongles used for wireless guitar hero/rock band guitars universal as in compatible between different guitars?

[Till]

got a gaming related question here. are the wireless dongles used for wireless guitar hero/rock band guitars universal as in compatible between different guitars?

No.

[Grouch]

No.

that would figure. I can scratch that off my list.

[Till]

Conformist non-conformity.

[Till]

They are GMO grey wolves not dire wolves. 20 edits out of more than 10,000 differences between species. Designer dogs.

https://www.latimes.com/california/s...-brea-tar-pits

But yeah, it's cool so let's make short-nosed cave bears from GMO Kodiak grizzlies for some mortiferous and deadly dire bear megafauna reason.

You know, de-extinct megafauna dire predators is an excellent idea for extremely dangerous reasons. Especially since they're backwards compatible with the wild animals they're made from and dominate their ecosystem's superpredator niche. Let's celebrate that with scientific accolades when they inevitably escape from captivity.

(i.e. earthquakes, storms or other natural disasters damaging their enclosure)

First, they'll eat themselves out of house and home making prey species that are not megafauna large enough to sustain their daily calorie requirement extinct. Next, they turn to eating people's livestock, pets and family. Lastly, humans make them extinct again for a second time for the same giant predators eating them reason. Only this time around there will be even more wild animals extinct to de-extinct.

But, don't worry. After we make humans extinct robots will make GMO animals that look like humans and call them humans. Or dire primates, or whatever.