The Elmdor-Appreciation-Out - Number of practitioners: one.

[Till]

Whoever doesn't believe in the paranormal hasn't been in my shoes for long. Films like Poltergeist are my reality TV.

Four months ago I was in my bedroom playing Skyrim a few minutes after sunset. All of a sudden I felt like something was draining me of my life force and draining my vitality, it's difficult to explain but that's what it felt like. I felt it originating from one of my bedroom windows and standing outside it was a tall man around 6' 6" that looked out of place wearing Victorian clothing. I yelled asking him who he was, he said "Makaylan" or "McAylan" depending on what it's spelled like. I ordered him to leave with the last bit of energy I had left and was almost totally drained and he left. Whatever he was or who he was I do not know but seems to be some kind of vampire. So, I don't think it's all folk tales anymore.

[Till]

Four months ago I was in my bedroom playing Skyrim a few minutes after sunset. All of a sudden I felt like something was draining me of my life force and draining my vitality, it's difficult to explain but that's what it felt like. I felt it originating from one of my bedroom windows and standing outside it was a tall man around 6' 6" that looked out of place wearing Victorian clothing. I yelled asking him who he was, he said "Makaylan" or "McAylan" depending on what it's spelled like. I ordered him to leave with the last bit of energy I had left and was almost totally drained and he left. Whatever he was or who he was I do not know but seems to be some kind of vampire. So, I don't think it's all folk tales anymore.

I have my bedroom windows boarded up now. I didn't mention it until now because who would believe it but it's a case in point of the paranormal experiences up the wazoo I've had in my life. And something or someone drained over 100 animals of different species including the German Shepard my godmother owned overnight completely of blood without the dog barking with no visible wounds in 1983 as I've already posted about which might explain who Makaylan(or McAylan?) is.

[Till]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jos%C3...BAl_Capablanca



"You tried your best and failed miserably. Lesson is, never try." ~ Homer Simpson
https://www.chess.com/openings/London-System

Doing nothing and not trying then winning effortlessly.

"By letting it go it all gets done. The world is won by those who let it go. But when you try and try, the world is beyond the winning." ~ Lao Tzu

[Till]

That's why I play chess like Capablanca doing nothing the entire time then transpose into Tal depending on the position of the pieces to nuke the chessboard.

[Grouch]

Four months ago I was in my bedroom playing Skyrim a few minutes after sunset. All of a sudden I felt like something was draining me of my life force and draining my vitality, it's difficult to explain but that's what it felt like. I felt it originating from one of my bedroom windows and standing outside it was a tall man around 6' 6" that looked out of place wearing Victorian clothing. I yelled asking him who he was, he said "Makaylan" or "McAylan" depending on what it's spelled like. I ordered him to leave with the last bit of energy I had left and was almost totally drained and he left. Whatever he was or who he was I do not know but seems to be some kind of vampire. So, I don't think it's all folk tales anymore.

that is some pretty weird shit.

[Till]

that is some pretty weird shit.

And that's just a sample of it, Poltergeist is a film and is reality TV to me at this point.

[Till]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viswanathan_Anand

I'd like challenge Anand to a few friendly games of chess because he's a badass attack grandmaster and I want to teach him my style of chessboard nuking Fallout chess.

[Till]

Yes and it describes what happens if you stumble into the wrong position and the chessboard explodes thinking I'm playing predictably.

[Gypsy]

Fooooobaw

[Slacker Magician]

[Till]

Total atomic annihilation.


That's the spirit.

Ⓧ Sarcastic

[Till]

Oh, absolutely! Humans never kill each other, and beliefs are definitive unerring laws writ into the fabric of reality. It's a well-known fact that when humans disagree, they spontaneously burst into rainbows and unicorns.

https://www.earth.com/news/bonobos-g...their-species/

Spoiler warning:

[Till]

Oh, absolutely! Humans never kill each other, and beliefs are definitive unerring laws writ into the fabric of reality. It's a well-known fact that when humans disagree, they spontaneously burst into rainbows and unicorns.

https://www.earth.com/news/bonobos-g...their-species/

Spoiler warning:

Alright, let's get this hairy bipedal show on the road. You know those gabber bipeds, the ones that look like they've been through a mangler and then had a fur coat glued on? Yeah, them. Turns out they're actually the same species as us! Can you believe it? They call themselves "humans," can you imagine? Blimey, get a load of that sapient nomenclature codswallop, mate. Absolute corker bog roll of gormless humanity. Anyway, these dodgy hairy larks have this weird chuffed obsession with standing upright, like it makes them some kind of gander. Newsflash: it doesn't. It just makes them look like they're trying too hard to be flightless birds. And don't even get me started on their fashion sense. Have you seen them try to wear clothes? It's like watching a mangy dingo try to put on a pair of pants. Absolute shambles innit? They're all about those tight-fitting numbers, like they're trying to hide something. Well, newsflash again: we can all see it yo. It ain't exactly subtle. But hey, at least dishy fit Sheila tarts are as hairy as us. Right, lads? Top edgelord bants. Right, that's enough about those hairy simp bloody wanker two-legged chuds. Let's chin wag shooting the shit about something important instead dawg, like where we can get a decent scrummy pint and chips.

[Grouch]

didn't mention it the other day but I like your new sig.
depending on how hot and humid it gets today I think I'll start messing around with interior modding. my first mod got commented on I already had a though about it but now I'm thinking about it more now, about adding a small world space and quest to go with the back story I came up with for my two mods also while looking at a mod I've been tracking it gave me an idea on how I could go about it. I'll see how things go with interior modding first before I try to do something bigger like that.

[Till]

didn't mention it the other day but I like your new sig.

Cheers, I love EP and its timelessness.