The Elmdor-Appreciation-Out - Number of practitioners: one.

[Zaladane]

Also hey DL

[Till]

Oh don't do that!! We would have to send an army of black bears with frickin lasers attached to their heads to the border. Could get messy 😜



Speaking of Canada I'm pretty sure we could be completely self sufficient. Why we don't is beyond me. Fuck the rest of the world.

With Canada along your border you don't need the rest of the world.

[Till]

I made a Krist Novoselic opening book for the Nirvana 3500 chess engine which I'm going to upload once I add some unpredictable variations to his opening system. Classical chess style and master of control of the center which in theory is the best strategy. Uses the London System(queen pawn opening with balanced attack on opposing king side) and English Opening(best alternative to king's pawn and queen's pawn opening in clasical chess which leads to aggressive and sharp lines with a flanking pawn) to not be too classical because classical lines are predictable. The additional unpredictability will be added to his play as black and that's what I'm working on, in tests as white in engine versus engine games it's a straightforward trouncing by way of chess theory. Dave Grohl is master of refutations, only caveat is that it relies on the opposing players playing lines that can be refuted and Kurt Cobain does not play lines that can be refuted so checkmate. Krist has both their numbers in the classical game because Kurt's hypermodern style checkmates you if you play into moves that deviate from classical style which Krist does not do and when he does it's to the London System which there is no answer to or English Opening which bypasses much of hypermodern chess lines controlling the center indirectly with fianchetto bishop. The irony is that as chess players they form a supergroup that you can watch for the best performances.

[Till]

There was a break in the constant rain here so I was able to get up on the roof and fix the leak which is great because here I am in the middle of a heavy thunderstorm, I'm going to shut down my computers. The leak was caused by something that landed on my roof and left no trace, with the hail storms recently I wouldn't rule out a large chunk of ice.

[Till]

There was a break in the constant rain here so I was able to get up on the roof and fix the leak which is great because here I am in the middle of a heavy thunderstorm, I'm going to shut down my computers. The leak was caused by something that landed on my roof and left no trace, with the hail storms recently I wouldn't rule out a large chunk of ice.

Switched over to my smartphone. Just now it seems like the entire police department is responding to a wooded pine forest a block away and something serious went down. I just hope if it's aliens they lubricate their probes, some visitors to Miami are interstellar sex tourists and not from around these-here parts.

[Zaladane]

With Canada along your border you don't need the rest of the world.

True. Why don't we just band together North America, one currency and shit. NOTHING COULD STOP US BWAHAHAHAHA

[Till]

True. Why don't we just band together North America, one currency and shit. NOTHING COULD STOP US BWAHAHAHAHA

Last time I checked we banded together after you guys burnt the White House down which proves that Canadians will fucking destroy you in a war since nobody else can do that by conventional methods. So, woe onto any that decide to invade North America or that attack Canada, our economy is already linked by NAFTA as a trading bloc.

[Till]

And you'll think you're happy now
The walls are closing in
A suffo-cating shroud
Of silence, darkness, sin
No escape, no way out
Just a hollow, empty shout

You're in a laundry room
You're in a laundry room
Drowning in the happy gloom
Lost in a world of doom

Staring at the ceiling, counting cracks
Lost in shadows, shadows coming back
No escape, a concrete cell
Trapped inside a living hell

You're in a laundry room
You're in a laundry room
Drowning in the happy gloom
Lost in a world of doom

Fake a smile, pretend to be okay
Buried alive in the cold gray day
A puppet on strings, a happy thought
Searching for a place where I can rot

You're in a laundry room
You're in a laundry room
Drowning in the happy gloom
Lost in a world of doom

The last thing I dreamt about when I woke up this morning was Kurt singing that and I wrote it down on Notepad before I forgot it. And I'm wondering if it was really him.

[Till]

Jim Morrison and Elvis hang out with him and play concerts in reoccuring vivid dreams as a group called Dead Rockstars...

Jim likes to sing obscene lyrics, Elvis and Kurt do duets and they are not happy.

[Grouch]

I just counted and I now have 60(or a few more) gaming vids uploaded and I have more to still upload.
thank god there's such a big library of old games

[Till]

I just counted and I now have 60(or a few more) gaming vids uploaded and I have more to still upload.
thank god there's such a big library of old games

Stroker 64 is funny shit.

[Till]

https://www.rollingstone.com/music/m...on-1235081574/

[Till]

https://www.rollingstone.com/music/m...on-1235081574/

I'd like to be invited to a West/Kardashian/Jenner family reunion.

[Till]

Kanye has a Messiah complex, after I'm done slapping him and everyone in a mile-wide radius they can turn the other cheek.

[Grouch]

Kanye has a Messiah complex, after I'm done slapping him and everyone in a mile-wide radius they can turn the other cheek.

yeah he does he needs a good public bitch slapping and maybe finally deflate that oversized head of his.