The Elmdor-Appreciation-Out - Number of practitioners: one.

[Till]

I've gotten women in bed that needed an excorcist, all kidding aside you will get more than you bargain for.

[deadlegion]

I've gotten women in bed that needed an excorcist, all kidding aside you will get more than you bargain for.

I've seen that

[Jackhammer]

Asian hooker or food?

Only problem with Chinese is you want another 10 minutes later. I'll let you decide which I'm talking about, or is it both?

[Grouch]

just watched creature aka the titan find it was mediocre at best maybe with better actors it could have been a little better. it was nothing more than a parody of other B sci-fi horror movies.

[Till]

I've seen that

Wait until you can buy a Mona Lisa robot that's fully functional and horny. This one time at band camp...



"Bones of full fifty men lay strewn about its lair!!"
~ Tim the Enchanter

[Jackhammer]

Spoiler warning:

[Till]

Tibetan mystics purport that people can bring forth thoughtforms called Tulpas out of the sheer will of people wanting them to exist. Nobody wants mountain sized krakens apparently.

[Till]

TMZ is doing a docuseries on UAP/UFOs and I already knew about the declassified video calling it a 'jellyfish' but to me it's an Imperial probe droid sent by alien Star Wars fans. We need to stop giving aliens ideas like creating things we depict in fiction so we don't believe what we're seeing is real. They can hide things in plain sight that way using our disbelief in what we see against us.
https://www.newsnationnow.com/space/...ish-uap-video/



If/when the government finally admits that we are being visited by aliens we need to stop producing sci-fi for a while and stop giving aliens ideas as much as that would suck. It can easily be used to confound us.

[Grouch]

TMZ is doing a docuseries on UAP/UFOs and I already knew about the declassified video calling it a 'jellyfish' but to me it's an Imperial probe droid sent by alien Star Wars fans. We need to stop giving aliens ideas like creating things we depict in fiction so we don't believe what we're seeing is real. They can hide things in plain sight that way using our disbelief in what we see against us.
https://www.newsnationnow.com/space/...ish-uap-video/



If/when the government finally admits that we are being visited by aliens we need to stop producing sci-fi for a while and stop giving aliens ideas as much as that would suck. It can easily be used to confound us.

I can see both.joking aliens is an interesting take.

[Till]

I can see both.joking aliens is an interesting take.

It gets stranger than fiction. It oscillates in different shades of varying intensity in the video footage and the clearest frame it is not occilating. So I tasked AI to make it as clear as possible and colorize it. Upon further review it has two almond shaped eyes, a slit for a mouth, is wearing a wrap-around helmet with an optical scope extending downward between its eyes from a circlet crown, has a tight-fitting spacesuit and is riding some sort of biomechanical transport vehicle. Mostly bumper sticker grey alien with whatever it's riding having three legs as a tripod lander or three arms for grasping and transporting objects if it's dual purpose. The latter is speculation but the former is evident. Here is original frame and AI enhancement comparison:



Edit:// after a closer look the head of whatever it's riding has dark almond shaped eyes too. Darker and more insectoid, reminiscent of mantid alien description.




We're aliens to the aliens, our horses are alien to them too. They see aliens riding aliens, aliens riding aliens?

Also, one appendage is longer than the other two suggesting it's a tail. Seems to be bipedal using its tail to counterbalance like bipedal sauropods did. Bipedal gait and if the tail is prehensile it's also an arm and an extra leg to stand on. Weird eh? Aliens are weird, just like us.

Edit:// even weirder is that its forelimbs appear to have digits and might be legs that double as arms like chimpanzee legs. Space ape? Can it use tools?

[Grouch]

It gets stranger than fiction. It oscillates in different shades of varying intensity in the video footage and the clearest frame it is not occilating. So I tasked AI to make it as clear as possible and colorize it. Upon further review it has two almond shaped eyes, a slit for a mouth, is wearing a wrap-around helmet with an optical scope extending downward between its eyes from a circlet crown, has a tight-fitting spacesuit and is riding some sort of biomechanical transport vehicle. Mostly bumper sticker grey alien with whatever it's riding having three legs as a tripod lander or three arms for grasping and transporting objects if it's dual purpose. The latter is speculation but the former is evident. Here is original frame and AI enhancement comparison:



Edit:// after a closer look the head of whatever it's riding has dark almond shaped eyes too. Darker and more insectoid, reminiscent of mantid alien description.




We're aliens to the aliens, our horses are alien to them too. They see aliens riding aliens, aliens riding aliens?

Also, one appendage is longer than the other two suggesting it's a tail. Seems to be bipedal using its tail to counterbalance like bipedal sauropods did. Bipedal gait and if the tail is prehensile it's also an arm and an extra leg to stand on. Weird eh? Aliens are weird, just like us.

Edit:// even weirder is that its forelimbs appear to have digits and might be legs that double as arms like chimpanzee legs. Space ape? Can it use tools?

the head looks more reptilian to me than insectoid.

[Grouch]

I came across a game today that might interest you dill I haven't played it though. The Sinking City Merciful Madness

the quests explore Lovecraft’s iconic stories and bring to light the mysteries of Oakmont and its demented citizens. Silence is Golden Locals of Oakmont say that you should always keep your mouth shut and never talk to strangers. It seems that some might be taking this a little too literally. See what it was that Joy said that made the locals go as far as they did… Fool’s Gold. Hunt down the wondrous artefacts of the Deep Ones, an iconic ocean-dwelling race directly from H.P. Lovecraft’s novels. Defunct Brain Cylinders Get your hands on… jars with human brains, and…

[Till]

the head looks more reptilian to me than insectoid.

Reptoids have a distinct and powerful jawline, insectoids have no jaw and have small mandibles. Insectoids have very large compound eyes and reptoid eyes are similar in porportion and scale to mammals.

[Jackhammer]

Spoiler warning:

[Till]

Thousands of threads about a UFO in China, it's the characteristic spiral caused by the post-deorbit-burn fuel vent of a stage rocket. I'd suspect it's North Korea testing a rocket if it's not Chinese, or SpaceX. Either way the swirl's size indicates that it's an epic fail given the amount of fuel it's burning that blew up its payload.



On a side note the 'triangle' is a separate pattern that could be a UFO which shot down the rocket. If it was carrying a payload that was an experimental space weapon it could be aliens saying hello to whoever launched it. Also, it's reported as a triangle but...