Ask Doctor Robotnik!

[GunSlinger Boy]

do you ever feel you need to intervene in stupidity?

[Sheik]

So I know that most perpetual motion machines doesn't work (in the sense of being perpetual)
But....
Do these machines go on for hours before stopping or even more time would have to pass for them to stop?

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

Oooh~ How are you today

I'm doing exceptionally well, thank you. So well, in fact, that you might think I'd...

Never mind, that would be giving things away for my next scheme, now wouldn't it?

Mwahahahahaaa

RANDOM COMMENTS:

Spoiler warning:

I tried. Resulted in a very painful injury. It still hurts a lot.


What can I say? I'm forgetful

I didn't try it. Unless I was hallucinating, Gig. had one, which caused a dimensional rift and it led to a world with werecreatures. It was mentioned somewhere around page 170 of the current Hang-Out thread.

1. When's your birthday?
2. Have you ever played any of the Castlevania games?
3. What is the longest adjective that you use?
4. Do you know anyone who's good at ASCII art?
5. May I borrow some metals and minerals?

1 - Classified. Or rather: I'm not telling you my age. Get over it.
2 - One or two. Didn't really interest me, though they're solidly made.
3 - Questions like these always make me wonder what people are thinking. I can use many. I don't use them just to prove that I can. I do that with my machinery. If you want the first one that came to mind, try "Phonosyntactical"
4 - Most walkthrough makers. I don't know them personally, but on occasion it seems they spend more time on ASCII than they do on the actual walkthrough, and given how detailed most of them are, that's saying something.
5 - Dig up your own. I'm using the materials at my disposal. Usually for my next big scheme.

do you ever feel you need to intervene in stupidity?

Why do you think I'm trying to take over the world?

So I know that most perpetual motion machines doesn't work (in the sense of being perpetual)
But....
Do these machines go on for hours before stopping or even more time would have to pass for them to stop?

They just last for very long, but no motion is perpetual. They just use an absolute minimum of energy, and as such, can keep going for a very long time. The energy, be it kinetic, electronic, or otherwise, will run out eventually, however. I suspect that only exceptions to the rule is the Master Emerald and its lesser counterparts, the Chaos Emeralds, and those are most likely self-renewing, drawing on a hitherto unknown power source.

[Shane]

1 - Classified. Or rather: I'm not telling you my age. Get over it.

Sorry for asking...

5 - Dig up your own. I'm using the materials at my disposal. Usually for my next big scheme.

Will do...

1. Were you ever depressed as child...?
2. Which language do you consider to be the most useless one that is spoken nowadays...?
3. What would your laws be when your plan to take over the world succeeds...?

[Sheik]

Well you see... I got some info on you latest "vacation"

Spoiler warning:

Was this the latest invention or was this all leisure?

[[toj.cc]Phantom]

So what would you do if your ever able to capture Sonic? Would you be in the same situation as Gargamel if he ever caught the Smurfs?

Gargamel After Eating Smurfs (for reference)

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

Sorry for asking...

Will do...

1. Were you ever depressed as child...?
2. Which language do you consider to be the most useless one that is spoken nowadays...?
3. What would your laws be when your plan to take over the world succeeds...?

Quite all right.

1 - As a child, no. Later in life, yes.
2 - Probably text-speak. If people can't be bothered to put in the effort, don't bother at all.
3 - The law of common sense would be re-introduced immensely fast. From there, I'm still building a rule-set.

Well you see... I got some info on you latest "vacation"

Spoiler warning:

Was this the latest invention or was this all leisure?

That was all leisure. Fun though.

So what would you do if your ever able to capture Sonic? Would you be in the same situation as Gargamel if he ever caught the Smurfs?

Gargamel After Eating Smurfs (for reference)

No, I would - and I really wish people would pick up on this fact - take over the world.

You know, my actual stated goal, in which Sonic is an eternal impediment? I don't fight just to fight Sonic. I fight to get past Sonic and then take over the world. Are we now clear on this?

[[toj.cc]Phantom]

You know, my actual stated goal, in which Sonic is an eternal impediment? I don't fight just to fight Sonic. I fight to get past Sonic and then take over the world. Are we now clear on this?

So you wanna eat him?

[Elmdor Rizer]

Do you also really like Brian Wilson???

[foggy_han]

Quite all right.

1 - As a child, no. Later in life, yes.

Awww... sounds sad.
(Hi, doctor. Kinda long time since my last question here... )

Hey, do you ever feel like talking out your problems? You know, open your heart, and stuff...
It must feel lonely in that metallic fortress of your, right?
(with all your metallic friends, and metallic raves/parties I assume you have every now and then... )

Oh, and do you have a quick way/method to "needle" good parenting in people's minds?
(because some people that go to the garden library I am working at seriously need some... )

Anyway, good "keeping-on" with the thread. Still running (hovering?) around EP.

[Shane]

(1) What is the best song you listened to this month?
(2) What is the best movie you watched this month?
(3) Have you ever asked help of other people or are all those who helped you robots?

[Joe Blog]

whats your take on nearly reaching one hundred pages?

Do you like tacos?.....or burritos???

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

So you wanna eat him?

Let me try this one last time.

I. PLOT. TO. TAKE. OVER. THE. WORLD.

Why in the name of any deity you might come up with would I want to eat Sonic? I want him out of the way, but preferebly in a non-fatal manner.

Do you also really like Brian Wilson???

Well, I might, but I've never heard of him. Feel free to post a video of him, my database can always use more information.

Awww... sounds sad.
(Hi, doctor. Kinda long time since my last question here... )

Hey, do you ever feel like talking out your problems? You know, open your heart, and stuff...
It must feel lonely in that metallic fortress of your, right?
(with all your metallic friends, and metallic raves/parties I assume you have every now and then... )

Oh, and do you have a quick way/method to "needle" good parenting in people's minds?
(because some people that go to the garden library I am working at seriously need some... )

Anyway, good "keeping-on" with the thread. Still running (hovering?) around EP.

- Yes, it has been a while. Nice to see you again.
- On occasion, but if you tend to lose often during attempts to take over the world, a certain skill at persistence is required anyway. And no, I don't have rave parties. Really, I'm a sophisticated genius.
- If I had, I would've implemented it by stealth years ago. And I suspect even Sonic would've applauded the effort.
- Thank you, and definitely hovering. I can run. I just don't like to.

(1) What is the best song you listened to this month?
(2) What is the best movie you watched this month?
(3) Have you ever asked help of other people or are all those who helped you robots?

1 - Difficult to say. Let's see...

I think this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSgVppJMKNo

I was surprised at the quality of that game's soundtrack.
2 - None, really. I don't watch films that often, and I don't think I've really had the time to watch any this month. My sparse leisure time goes into gaming or this thread, really.

Hey, even a genius needs to unwind occasionally.
3 - Very rarely. And it's almost always backfired magnificently. Shadow and Rouge come to mind during Adventure 2, for example. Admittedly, listing Shadow under 'people' is stretching the definition, but all the same.

whats your take on nearly reaching one hundred pages?

Do you like tacos?.....or burritos???

- Mild astonishment.
- Not in the slightest. They're annoying to eat cleanly, and most of the varieties available just aren't tasty. And before anyone gets all self-righteous about that, kindly recall that this is my opinion. The opinion of the greatest genius in the world, true, but still an opinion.

[[toj.cc]Phantom]

Well not that everyone know that your not willing to kill him that makes you less of a threat doesn't it.

By the way I'm perfectly fine with you taking over. I'd imagine the world would be a much better place...kinda like Atlas Shrugged.

[GunSlinger Boy]

i think in the new Smash Bros Story Mode you and the entire Sonic cast need to team up with everyone from Nintendo to beat up the latest figment of the Subspace.

btw, how much RAM do you computers have? what kind of networking protocol do you use? wired, wireless, or Laser-Optic?

oh, what's you opinion of Slender?