The Kitten Out: because kittens are cuter than any other animal.

[Shane]

Wassup bitch? Who here speaks Russian? I'm sure as hell is not. I want all the same. I need to convince parents to let me buy the Xbox 360 and Nintendo 3DS for $ 180 for both, so I just translate it into Russian just to get a response. So what do you think?

Already translated

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

Wassup bitch? Who here speaks Russian? I'm sure as hell is not. I want all the same. I need to convince parents to let me buy the Xbox 360 and Nintendo 3DS for $ 180 for both, so I just translate it into Russian just to get a response. So what do you think?

They'll translate it, and then say 'njet'.

[Shane]

"Nyet," I think it is. Or "da," depends.

[Nemkoon]

Daoine a labhairt i dteangacha iasachta ar aon chúis
Tá cool! Nach bhfuil.

[GunSlinger Boy]

Already translated

mistranslated actually. put in "apiece" rather than "both"

[GunSlinger Boy]

Я часть ирландских!

[Wyrm]

"Nyet," I think it is. Or "da," depends.

Nyet is german, Da is russian.

Or vice-versa, I'm really not sure.

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

"Nyet," I think it is. Or "da," depends.

Well, technically, we're playing with phonetic spelling here, as Russian uses an altenate alphabet, making it difficult to say with certainty. And given the earlier mentions of that blasted XBox360 and DS, I very much doubt 'da' would be on the table.

[GunSlinger Boy]

Nyet is german, Da is russian.

Or vice-versa, I'm really not sure.

nyet is dutch

Da is Portuguese

[Fist Of Tulkas]

I don't speak other languages. I barely know any words in Italian and most of them are curse words Mom let slip!

[GunSlinger Boy]

Well, technically, we're playing with phonetic spelling here, as Russian uses an altenate alphabet, making it difficult to say with certainty. And given the earlier mentions of that blasted XBox360 and DS, I very much doubt 'da' would be on the table.

i'm kind of desperate actually. i need the XBox for development and the 3DS for my blog.

[Shane]

Shane der verrückte Teenager ist noch verrückter in Afrikaans, aber Deutsch ist wenigstens etwas. Neumann ist sein Nachname.

Ach ja, und Ich mag Deutsch!

"Njet" is German for something, from what I could find out...

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

nyet is dutch

Da is Portuguese

Both of you are wrong. Now I could extend this joke and make it even more ridiculous, but it would grate across my linguistic soul. So I'll just say "WRONG!"

[Wyrm]

"Njet" is German for something, from what I could find out...

IIRC it's either yes or no.

I took German for about a week in High-School.

[Shane]

"Nyet" is English, according to the accursed Google Translate!?