Ask Doctor Robotnik!

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

Just curious, What are your favourite dc games then?

Probably just Sonic Adventure and Sonic Adventure 2. I've been trying to get my hands on a copy of Skies of Arcadia, given that one's reputation, but no luck thus far.

want to see my mk2 sonic instant kill device

Goodness knows I could use another laugh. Feel free to post it.

I see, Do you believe Sonic Colors to be a crown achievement to scale of hero vs. future dictator?
Also in the opening of Sonic Colors, did Sonic actually punch you?
What was your electric bill like keeping the amusement park open?
Do you like "Reach for the Stars", I do
Working hard or hardly working?(yes, I do know this is lame, but it's a question)

- Not particularly. I've achieved so many things. So has Sonic, but his achievements usually involved destroying mine, so they don't count. Another highly impressive feat is the Death Egg, for example.
- No, that was just the cinematic SEGA made. At no point did Sonic actually punch me during that plot. He did destroy my systems - again - but no, no punching involved.
- Not as large as you'd think. The Master Emerald was already in use as a power system there before the Wisps took that position and the Emerald was returned to the Egg Carrier for safe-keeping. Good thing too, otherwise it might've gotten wiped out in that black hole backlash. Something tells me that would've been bad.
- It's not a bad song.
- Working hard. At all times. Becoming ruler of the world isn't achieved by just sitting there. Unless you live in a monarchy and got there by being born to the right people, the lucky sods.

First congrats on reaching 1,000. You deserve it, because this thread is very entertaining. Now the questions:
Which is stronger, the tetsusaiga or the master sword?
ketchup or mustard?
what are your plans for this summer?
Where do you buy your robot parts from? Do you own a factory?
I'm looking for a job, will you hire me?
What's the worst movie you have seen?
I've had a terrible week. Would you cheer me up?
How does time travel work?
How would you torture Micheal Bay and Uwe Boll then?
What do you eat for breakfast?
What was your new year's resolution?

- Thank you.
- I have no idea what the Tetsusaiga is, so I'll pick the Master Sword.
- Ketchup, definitely. I hate mustard.
- Taking over the world. When you're a would-be world conqueror, your schedule tends to be remarkably simple.
- I produce and manufacture them myself. Yes, I own 'a' factory. I own several dozen.
- Depends. What are your qualities? Are you a highly qualified scientist? Possibly a magic-user? If so, I might find a spot for you. Otherwise, well, I'll likely have a bot for it already.
- Probably Epic Movie. Bunch of uninspired humourless twits.
- ...um.

...er.

Hug?
- Very badly.
- I wouldn't. I'd just ignore them and never allow them to produce anything ever again.
- Either a slice of bread or a hard-boiled egg. Go on, laugh. While you still can...
- To finally successfully take over the world. Needless to say, no luck thus far.

You would ask that question
Oh well...proceed.

Hey, you could've gotten there first. I mean, this is a thousand-post plus thread now.

[Iamerror]

Thanks for the hug, and you're welcome.
Yes, as a magic user. I know a full range of high level spells and I can use a sword if needed.
The tetsusaiga is Inuyasha's sword... You don't watch anime do you....never mind.
Do you have an alarm system in your lair that tells you when Sonic is close?
How often do you update your robots?
I hate mustard too.
Maybe ignoring these simple minded idiots will make them disappear. The only problem is, their movies are popular.
Can you send me some candy from Europe? I'll send you some candy from America. It can be a candy exchange.

[foggy_han]

Can you send me some candy from Europe? I'll send you some candy from America. It can be a candy exchange.

I have Candy from Europe too!

...

Aw, who am I kidding, we only have "port wine" here...

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And what about mayonnaise?

[Joe Blog]

Here you go, i've got a feeling this will work

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[Sheik]

Just a few more, Ahem:

Why do gyroscopes move in a circular motion when spinned?
Do you regret trying to take over the world?
Orbot seems to dislike you, I say reboot the fool and teach him a good lesson.
Why does piracy exist?
Will SEGA ever make a perfect sequel to the Sonic franchise?
How do you shake hands? Firmly?
Do you believe in a fuel cell that could hold chaos energy?
How is Chaos? and his Chao?

[Joe Blog]

Spoiler warning:

just trying the spoiler function, my new toy

[Sonic The Hedgehog]

What part do you like about Sonic Adventure 2 . Also Is your favourite colour red? And I wouldn't fall for anybodies traps .

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

Thanks for the hug, and you're welcome.
Yes, as a magic user. I know a full range of high level spells and I can use a sword if needed.
The tetsusaiga is Inuyasha's sword... You don't watch anime do you....never mind.
Do you have an alarm system in your lair that tells you when Sonic is close?
How often do you update your robots?
I hate mustard too.
Maybe ignoring these simple minded idiots will make them disappear. The only problem is, their movies are popular.
Can you send me some candy from Europe? I'll send you some candy from America. It can be a candy exchange.

- Happy to assist, I guess.
- That could work. I'll take it into consideration.
- Nope. Anime wasn't usually my thing.
- Several. Although I wouldn't exactly call the Egg Carrier a 'lair'. Try 'my floating masterpiece'.
- All the time, really. I couldn't take over the world with the last armada? Time for a tune-up!
- That's nice.
- Naturally. Monkey see, monkey do. Twits will watch idiocy with a large amount of glee.
- That seems unnecessarily over-complicated. Surely there's a company or two you can just post-order from?

I have Candy from Europe too!

...

Aw, who am I kidding, we only have "port wine" here...

...

And what about mayonnaise?

Um... interesting. And what about mayonnaise?

Here you go, i've got a feeling this will work

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You know, it might not be very nice of me to shoot down your plots, because you are trying hard, but... well, this wouldn't work. Again, if Sonic had less than two braincells, it might, but that one won't.

Just a few more, Ahem:

Why do gyroscopes move in a circular motion when spinned?
Do you regret trying to take over the world?
Orbot seems to dislike you, I say reboot the fool and teach him a good lesson.
Why does piracy exist?
Will SEGA ever make a perfect sequel to the Sonic franchise?
How do you shake hands? Firmly?
Do you believe in a fuel cell that could hold chaos energy?
How is Chaos? and his Chao?

- Because they gyrate.
- If I did, would I still be at it?
- Hardly. Orbot is a sarcastic git, but we work together fairly well.
- Mostly because companies are going entirely the wrong way about protecting their property. I understand wanting to safeguard your games. I do not understand making a product that's worse for the buyer than it is for the pirate.
- Of course not. Perfection is nearly impossible, and since I'm not developing the games, they won't get perfection. Simple as that.
- Yup.
- Um, yes. My Chaos Drives. Hello?
- Chaos is doing fine, to my knowledge. When I stole the Master Emerald, I looked into the state of the being. As long as I don't pull the same stunt as I did way back then, Chaos and the Chao will be fine.

Spoiler warning:

just trying the spoiler function, my new toy

It appears to be working.

What part do you like about Sonic Adventure 2 . Also Is your favourite colour red? And I wouldn't fall for anybodies traps .

- The fact that my playable role was well executed.
- Yes, alongside black, white, and yellow.
- Yes you would. You've fallen for several of mine. Escaped from them, certainly, but don't lie.

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*note: The next section is completely OOC*

All right guys, I've decided when and how to hold my 1000-post-celebration livestream. It will be planned for this coming Saturday evening, from 19:00 GMT+1 onwards. That's 18:00 GMT, and so on and so forth. Which game will I be playing? Probably Sonic 4 Episode 1. It's definitely not the best in the series, but the glitches and issues will merely lead to me ranting, which is always good. Plus, I won't completely destroy the game like I did last time.

Hope to see you all then!

[foggy_han]

Um... interesting. And what about mayonnaise?

Well...

... I thought you...

Ketchup?

- Yes, alongside black and yellow. (alongside red)

This thought just came to me:
- Does that mean you are belgican, or germanican?

Their flag has the colors you like, sir.

[YKTG_ZX]

what up? its been a while hasnt it? so i have to tell you that i have a BGE in progress. A CBBGE. its going to be epic.

[Joe Blog]

How many Horsepower are your chaos drives?

[Sheik]

Did you destroy the GUN corporation?

[Iamerror]

Do you think you'll ever retire?
What do you think of the Umbrella Company? (from resident evil)
How long have you been fighting Sonic?
Was world domination always your ultimate goal?
Have you ever crashed your egg carriers?
Where do you think movie villains go wrong? What could they do better?
What is the weather like in your country?
Do you think Mario should stick to plumbing and saving Princess Peach; rather than running a hotel and kicking pills?
Is Birdo male or female? If Birdo had a sex change, did Dr. Mario perform it?
What is the meaning of life? Is it random events or is there a purpose to what happens to us?
Why is silence golden?
Is Link mute? Why can't he talk?
How do you dispose of incompetent employees?
Is there an infinite supply of emerald rings?

[Joe Blog]

Have you ever crashed your egg carriers?

If so did you break any eggs?

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

Well...

... I thought you...

Ketchup?



This thought just came to me:
- Does that mean you are belgican, or germanican?

Their flag has the colors you like, sir.

Oh, I see. In that case - I like both ketchup and mayonnaise equally, so I tend to pick whichever I prefer.

And I"m from neither country, but they've got decent taste in flags.

what up? its been a while hasnt it? so i have to tell you that i have a BGE in progress. A CBBGE. its going to be epic.

...what's a BGE? Or a CBBGE for that matter? What, are you taking an advanced study in cabbage?

How many Horsepower are your chaos drives?

Not enough horses in the world...

Did you destroy the GUN corporation?

Nope. Definitely on the to-do list though.

Do you think you'll ever retire?
What do you think of the Umbrella Company? (from resident evil)
How long have you been fighting Sonic?
Was world domination always your ultimate goal?
Have you ever crashed your egg carriers?
Where do you think movie villains go wrong? What could they do better?
What is the weather like in your country?
Do you think Mario should stick to plumbing and saving Princess Peach; rather than running a hotel and kicking pills?
Is Birdo male or female? If Birdo had a sex change, did Dr. Mario perform it?
What is the meaning of life? Is it random events or is there a purpose to what happens to us?
Why is silence golden?
Is Link mute? Why can't he talk?
How do you dispose of incompetent employees?
Is there an infinite supply of emerald rings?

- Don't really see it happening just now, but on the other hand, endless defeats do become wearying after a while.
- It's a company that's evil for no other purpose than to be evil. And for some reason, gets ludicrous amounts of funding for their... 'research'. Probably the dumbest and yet smartest scheme ever set up by anyone.
- Many years now... Too many...
- Ever since GUN betrayed me and effectively tried to kill my family and myself? Yes.
- Nope. The Egg Carrier 1 crash-landed in the ocean after a particularly climactic battle between Sonic and Chaos on deck, and the Egg Carrier 2 was annihilated by Perfect Chaos. I didn't crash any myself.
- Depends on the villain, and the film. Some villains are victims of circumstance, others are victim of their own idiocy, and yet others are victim to their own hubris. They could all do better by countering these problems, except the villains who're victims of circumstance, who just get unlucky.
- The weather varies, but it's usually acceptable.
- I'm not going to tell a video-game character what to do.
- ...what. And... WHAT... But-

Why would anyone ask that? What kind of mind spends its time considering the gender of a weird purplish thing with a bow on its head, and whether it's had invasive surgery or not??
- I'm not much given to philosophical questions like that. Either life is meaningless, or there is some greater meaning out there. I'll just chase my goals and dreams instead of worrying about that.
- Because it's an expression. They don't have to make sense.
- He's what is called a 'silent protagonist'. A hero in gaming who doesn't talk, often seen especially in genres such as the RPG. This is so that the player can imagine his own characteristics to his protagonist. Link in the Zelda games is an example. Another one is Ryu from Breath of Fire, and even Gordon Freeman of Half-Life fame - while not an RPG, he fits the same concept.
- Usually I toss them in the shredder. This is less cruel than it sounds, because my employees are robots. Organic incompetent employees I usually just fire. Whether that's fire out of a cannon or fire from their jobs I'll leave to your imagination.
- What are these emerald rings you speak of? I know of gold rings and chaos emeralds.

If so did you break any eggs?

...no. Just no.