Ask Doctor Robotnik!

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

Can you teach me about computers? I know next to nothing about them.
Did you ever watch Mr.Wizard's World as a kid? (It was a science show for kids)
Have you ever tried Japanese candy? It's delicious.
Can you tan?
What will you do when you finally defeat Sonic?
What kind of shoes do you wear?
What shampoo do you use?
What would you say to inspire future scientists?
Do you like oatmeal?
Are you picky about food?
What is your favorite movie?
Do you recycle?
Do you like animals?
What Christmas shows do you watch? I like the Grinch(especially his poor dog).
When is your birthday?

- Sure. The on-button is usually the big one. If you press it and the computer starts to whirr and go 'beep' for a moment, you've turned it on. You just learned something.
- 'fraid not.
- On occasion. You are correct, it's quite good. Of course, so is some American candy and some Dutch candy, and I'm sure there's actually a lot of distasteful Japanese candy. I suspect.
- "Can I tan"? What, am I able to get a tan? Or do I have a tanning parlour? What?
- Take over the world would be the place to start.
- I have my own tailor-bots for my clothing. I don't have a specific brand preference as a result.
- Why do people want to know this sort of stuff? It's shampoo, for goodness' sake. I'll humour you and say Sanex. But really now.
- "Never ever cease the pursuit of knowledge. Our minds are our greatest gift, and if you can use it, do so and keep doing so."
- Oatmeal... eh, I can take it or leave it.
- Moderately, though if I'm in a hurry, I'll eat noodles or similar. It's easy, and bloody fast.
- Probably Shawshank Redemption.
- Yes. When necessary. I also recycle my creations when it's feasible. (See the Egg Dragoon II for reference).
- I don't mind animals. I don't have a pet, mind, but I don't really mind animals. And before you bring up my animal battery concept, it was a stupid idea that I abandoned ages ago. Thank god.
- I'm not much for Christmas shows. Most of them are completely braindead, sadly.
- I'm afraid that information is classified. NO I AM NOT EMBARRASSED ABOUT MY AGE SHUT UP.

hmm don't worry with all these rings I could buy myself a dozen laptops with WI-FI and what makes me so fast, is probably those chilly dogs , they're so hot.

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I See,cool and love the post on the computers question, yes I HAD to ask that.
Who uses Linux?
Are your Tailor-bots doing fine?
Do you or your robots do the cooking on the Egg Carrier? (Disregard this question)
who's LASHARUS if you don't mind my intruding?
Is there a brighter future for using chaos drives or should I just stick to Solar Power?
Do you own a Chao? A Virtual one?
Ever tried Sonic Dimensions (The game not trapping him in a dimension, although...)? I like the pseudo free-run platforming the programmer made.

- I don't know. Who uses Linux? I use EggOS.
- Am I still clothed? Yes? Then yes, my tailor-bots are doing fine.
- And disregarded as requested.
- Lasharus is an acquaintance of mine. He originally gave me the "I'm just getting started!" quote, so I left his name in there as an homage.
- Chaos Drives and Solar Power are roughly equally useful. At least, GUN Chaos Drives. My Chaos Drives are infinitely more efficient, but to date those idiots at GUN haven't managed to reverse-engineer them. I intend to keep it that way.
- I have a Chao Garden. I suppose that means I do own pets, but I've never considered Chao pets. More smallish self-sufficient huggable things. Yes, that's a loose definition.
- Doesn't ring any bells.

*OOC Note: Lasharus is my original forum name here on EmuParadise, and most everywhere else. Back in october, we had the EP halloween event in which we could change our names on the forum temporarily, and given that I'm a huge Robotnik-fan, I decided on my current forum alias. It also inspired me to start this thread. Technically, my name should've been reverted ages ago, but I figured I might as well keep it, at least while this thread still lives. Which it has done for far longer than I anticipated. Oh, and 'I'm just getting started' is an actual Robotnik quote, but hey, gotta go with what works. Hope that answers your question. *