Ask Doctor Robotnik!

[TheRealSpiders]

When's the next episode of you getting killed multiple times and Kouen being bad at platforming: the game, coming?

I need it.

[Grouch]

have you thought about building spider-bots?
any new plans in the works for getting sonic if so any you want to share with us?

[j-sime]

Do you like multiple endings? Such as in Shadow the Hedgehog.
You die in one of them... but you're not dead... so, what's the deal?

[Sheik]

OK, Do you believe in sharing some disclosable engineering secrets?
Why not just capture and reprogram Metal Sonic?
Do you play the Wii?
Will you make a game system after you rule the world?
A release game?(refer to here^)
Will it feature Sonic's death or just capture?
~I will be your 2nd in command soon~

[TheRealSpiders]

spider-bots

This is a good idea, trust me.

[Grouch]

do you work for the BBC?
have you considered working for them?

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

When's the next episode of you getting killed multiple times and Kouen being bad at platforming: the game, coming?

I need it.

I am assuming you're referring to that "Kouen and Lasharus play Serious Sam 3" thing? The clue there is sort of in the title my dear Spiders. Does it say "Dr. Robotnik and Lasharus" or "Kouen and Dr. Robotnik"? Still, I've gotten in touch with Lasharus, and he's asked me to inform you that he's trying to get Kouen to record the next episode sometime next week.

have you thought about building spider-bots?
any new plans in the works for getting sonic if so any you want to share with us?

- On occasion. The self-destruct bots in Chemical Plant come to mind. Weren't too successful in the end though.
- At present, I'm just getting myself back into shape from my last defeat. Really, even if it happens to me as often as it does, exploding does sort of hurt. Rest assured that I am already planning my next attempt, and I don't want to share the details. Sonic manages to blindside me enough without reading my next plan on a forum, thank you very much indeed.

Do you like multiple endings? Such as in Shadow the Hedgehog.
You die in one of them... but you're not dead... so, what's the deal?

- Multiple endings aren't too bad if they're done well. In the example you give... well, see my next answer.
- Shadow the Hedgehog... Well, let's just say SEGA sort of dropped the ball on that one. The Black Doom invasion did happen, and Shadow did stop it in the end, but where on earth they pulled that multiple endings bullshit from when they chronicled the events is completely beyond me. I think it's fairly obvious that I'm not actually dead. They just needed a gameplay gimmick, I guess, but failed completely. Hell, I talked to Shadow about it later (to my regret), and even he said "Sorry, a motorcycle? Why would I need a DAMN motorcycle?"

This is a good idea, trust me.

Well, not really. I've tried spider bots, scorpion bots, chameleon bots, snake bots, crab bots, hells, even ladybug bots. The animal the bot impersonates thus far has little bearing on its effectiveness against Sonic.

do you work for the BBC?
have you considered working for them?

- I'm afraid not. It's not a bad channel, but no, I don't really have the time to present some program alongside my plots for world domination.
- Early on in my life. Nowadays, I rather suspect the BBC wouldn't want a world-conquering scientist to read people the news. They would probably worry about a certain loss of objectivity in reporting.

[j-sime]

Why did you use the same robots from Sonic 1 an 2 in Sonic 4, Ep 1? Also, the game seems a remake of those two. Lack of creativity? Oh, and I assume that "Lost Labyrinth" crush machine was kinda a good idea... I lost 20 lives there, once. How many times do you plan using Death Egg again?

[Nemkoon]

Do you have a cure for idiocy?

[Grouch]

- On occasion. The self-destruct bots in Chemical Plant come to mind. Weren't too successful in the end though.
- At present, I'm just getting myself back into shape from my last defeat. Really, even if it happens to me as often as it does, exploding does sort of hurt. Rest assured that I am already planning my next attempt, and I don't want to share the details. Sonic manages to blindside me enough without reading my next plan on a forum, thank you very much indeed.

I completely forgot about those. it's been awhile since I played a non-hack version of sonic 2.

are you a robot?
I ask because you tend to get blown up a lot yet never die.

[Joe Blog]

Have you considered a square mobile? maybe the flat sides would throw sonic off.
Did you try MYrocket launcher with a removable laser cannon on sonic?

[Iamerror]

have you considered using Godzilla or Voltron to take over the world? (Yes, I know that Voltron fights for good)
Have you considered using the one ring?
How old are you?
What do you think about Anime?
Which country will you destroy first?
What cartoons did you watch as a child?
Do you remember the Muppet Show?
Do you have any pets?
Why does Sonic collect gold rings?
Is Sonic on speed?
If you were a Pokemon, which one would you be?
Can you invent a cure for ignorance?
Why are apple jacks not made from apples?
How many licks does it take to reach the center of a tootsie pop?

[j-sime]

Is Sonic an invention from Dr. Neo Cortex?

[Sheik]

Why not invent a metal Amy?......hear me out.
You can contol her to find and chase Sonic (since Sonic is kinda afraid of her it's A-OK) slowly leading him into a super trap.
Maybe this can help your world conquest.
Oh yeah, plans on making adult size goggles so I can buy some?

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

Why did you use the same robots from Sonic 1 an 2 in Sonic 4, Ep 1? Also, the game seems a remake of those two. Lack of creativity? Oh, and I assume that "Lost Labyrinth" crush machine was kinda a good idea... I lost 20 lives there, once. How many times do you plan using Death Egg again?

Eh, that one was a budget cut adventure. It wasn't so much lack of creativity as much as it was side-show plot with little chance of success.

The Death Egg... eh, I might revisit it at times. For now though, the concept is retired.

Do you have a cure for idiocy?

If I did, I wouldn't need to take over the world.

I completely forgot about those. it's been awhile since I played a non-hack version of sonic 2.

are you a robot?
I ask because you tend to get blown up a lot yet never die.

No, I am not a robot. My suit is simply well-insulated against harm, and after a couple dozen explosions, you tend to get used to them. I got over it, basically.

Have you considered a square mobile? maybe the flat sides would throw sonic off.
Did you try MYrocket launcher with a removable laser cannon on sonic?

- Considered it, and then immediately discarded an idea that would be completely moronic. I might as well fly a cube. Because they're so aerodynamic.
- Somehow you haven't quite grasped the idea of ownership here. I didn't even do a very good job at building it, but it is my creation in my possession. Please note that this means you do not own it. The only thing you had was the idea. Which I listened to. And no, I did not use it on Sonic, because if he can outrun bullets, he can certainly outrun a rocket. And lasers can be dodged. Really, I've been fighting this pest for a very long time.

have you considered using Godzilla or Voltron to take over the world? (Yes, I know that Voltron fights for good)
Have you considered using the one ring?
How old are you?
What do you think about Anime?
Which country will you destroy first?
What cartoons did you watch as a child?
Do you remember the Muppet Show?
Do you have any pets?
Why does Sonic collect gold rings?
Is Sonic on speed?
If you were a Pokemon, which one would you be?
Can you invent a cure for ignorance?
Why are apple jacks not made from apples?
How many licks does it take to reach the center of a tootsie pop?

- Then you know more about Voltron than I do. And no, I don't think Godzilla would be a workable idea. Chaos was as close to Godzilla as you can get without actually BEING Godzilla, and I think most of us know by now how that turned out.
- Don't make me slap you.
- That information is classified. I.e. older than I'd care to admit.
- It's anime. I don't really care for it, but I don't have anything against it either.
- I won't destroy countries. I'll merely dissolve their governments and install myself as the new ruler.
- Not very many, really.
- Yes.
- No. Unless you consider robots pets. In that case, several legions' worth.
- Gold Rings are conductors for Chaos energy. I think that by this point we all know Sonic is remarkably good at using Chaos Energy. And then turning yellow. It's a bit of a bastard really.
- No, just speedy.
- ...one of the tech types, I suppose?
- See previous question about idiocy. If I could, I wouldn't have to take over the world.
- Sorry, wrong guy to ask here. Although i'm told by a credible source that it is "because she's a pony." I didn't ask.
- Twenty-one. Twenty-three for smaller tongues.

Is Sonic an invention from Dr. Neo Cortex?

No, Sonic is a live being. Often to my regret.

Why not invent a metal Amy?......hear me out.
You can contol her to find and chase Sonic (since Sonic is kinda afraid of her it's A-OK) slowly leading him into a super trap.
Maybe this can help your world conquest.
Oh yeah, plans on making adult size goggles so I can buy some?

- Because Amy freaks me the hell out. If the real Amy found out about it, I'd have a hammer-shaped dent in my skull before you could blink. Definitely not.
- I couldn't say. I'll run the idea past EggCorp.