Quote Originally Posted by The Grouch View Post
it amazes me that this thread has been going as long as it has.
will you save us from those evil people that want to kill the Internet?
It amazes - and gratifies - me as well.

Well, the primary reason for me wanting to conquer the world is to unseat the leading regimes of the planet. Things like that idiotic SOPA law are merely proof of the righteousness of my ideals. Now to convince the rest of the planet. And perhaps that hateful Hedgehog...

Quote Originally Posted by Joe Blog View Post
That would be very nice of you.
I aim to please. When I'm ruler, that is.